The Blob (1958)
Go Go Catchy Bongo/Sax Music.
Clap Clap-Clap
Beware of the BlobIts worse then Fungi.
So begins are love story.
Older Perv kissing Young Girl the start of the horror movie...
Revolutionary Tire View because the Guy is too ugly.
No, Don't you Hear the Violins. Danger Will Robinson Danger.
Can't resist urge.. Must Poke with Stick.
Ah, its a cute silver squishy blob oh wait I mad it into a mucussy mess...
Oh god... why oh Why did I roll so bad on my spot check...
Your right boy that sandwich is going to be all on you.
Oh God... There's a Car... Why Oh Why are my Spot Checks sooo bad.
"Boy, I hope the Doctors in" "Yes, I'm leaving. Watch my House." If the blob wasn't enough the Cosmos gets some.
I'm going the Blazing 50mph. Now one can catch me noooooowwwww.
Man, that hand is covered with a lot of Ear Wax.
I'm going to consult my oldest book.
The aliens must have brainwashed the 30 plus adults to be teens all over again.
I'll never try to be black again Officer Neva, Home Skillet.
Backward driving before Cars. Sacrilege.
Enemies to BFFs in 4 minutes flat. I don't just race fast.
SOOON Venom will Emergegegege.
"A real piece of sky" OMG The Sky is falling the Sky is fallling...
"Doesn't sound like a house, Sounds like a dog."
Why So Serious?
Fear me. For I am a Balloon.
Lets throw Acid at the Acid Monster. It will surely work like bullets.
I ... am ... so ... surprised... bullets didn't work on the Acid blob.
Snapping, the Sense maker.
The Violens there back.
Blob: I must save the Universe from the King of All Cosmos no matter how many humans it takes.
Blob: I'm a Super Ninja. Car man had no chance, from my Sneakiness.
Polio its Everywhere.
Hey Sis, Where you be Go'n.
I've got someone very important to do.
I'll go.
Stay Home and Guard mommy and Daddy.
Blob: Me Star. Stupid 30 year old kids.
Go Go Halfway Story Recap.
Female Lead: I believe you. Why haven't you jump me yet?
Time honored tradition of the Neutral push to sneakout.
The Vampire and the Robot, Please tell me that's an actual movie.
Its not... a doctored Forbidden Planet Poster.
The Drunken Toad. A fine Tradition for over 50 years.
Blob: Forget Food Stuff. Give me Human.. Braaaaiiinsss. Noo that doesn't work.
Slicing Weapons. It works on Jello.
Lets hide in the worse sealed meat room Ev'a.
Blob: Ah, Dog Scary. Me No like Dog.
PTSD Represent, yo yo.
"Be Extra Alert the Rain gonna get ya."
Being a brainwashed 30 year old has its advantages. Like being able to "borrow" the fire engine.
Blob: Ah ha. My plan is working. 4 brains better then none. They all gather.
Blob: Are they laughing at me?
Man, that movie was so bad we just had to run.
Blob: I'm very considerate Blob. I only take the humans.
Cop had a car phone, in 1950's.
Blob: I had Just transcended to Animated Blob. Electricity has no effect on me.
Freeze a Blob Genius.
White t-Shirt Brigade Represent, yo yo.
Police: 40-50 People killed. Actual Count: 6 People killed.
"At least we got it stopped. At least as long as the Artic stays Cold." Another Global Warming Problem. Is this Al Gore's Secret?
Unfortunately for this. The movie was pretty good. The picture was good. The effects not bad at all. The story couldn't have easily been worse. I'm sort of curious what Rifftrax did with this.