Watching on Hulu, so I'm only gonna comment during the commercial breaks
The movie starts off ok, with Nic Cage on his way to his place with some chick from the club.
It's a shame (for the kid listening in the hall) that a bat interrupted their little session (which also made the kids week) causing the chick to run out of the apartment half nekkid.
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He even pulled another chick at a different bar the next nite. Nic got game?
Ooops, this chick took a bite out of his neck, but it's ok, because he hit on her, so he was fair game.
But what is up with that accent? It sounds so awkward.
I can't really place what it sounds similar too, but it's pretty bad.
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LOL
"Am I getting throoo to yooooo... Alba!?"
WTF is he on? Poor lady, he is such a dickhead boss. I would hate to work for him.
I also don't remember seeing a bite mark on his neck, but he is wearing a band-aid on the same side of his neck where he cut himself shaving.
Oh No, Vampire chick is back and forcing him to standup the 1st girl from the club....
OMG Why is he chasing Alba down the halls of the office building? LOL
& into the ladies bathroom!? Hahaha, this fool has lost his mind.
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Now all the execs are sitting around laughing about it.....
Nic Cage's acting is so bad.... The fake laugh is worse than the fake accent.
It's a wonder how his career went upward from this point on.
"ABCDEFG...........XYZ!!!!" - Cage
"Oh good, you know your ABC's" - Therapist
::Nic Cage picks up item on secretary's desk, looks at it and throws it in trash::
"He's so eccentric" - secretary
"No he a fuckin dick" - me
"You are the lowest of the low Alba, no one is lower than you, I don't care what you think or what you say, you will always be the dirt beneath my feet" (paraphrased) - Nic Cage
Can this man be anymore of a dick? really?
And then the Church cross making him weak in the knees...
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