Author Topic: If I could have any one of Batman's Super Powers..... (Read 10738 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** May 16, 2010, 12:46:36 AM »

Which one would you have?

I think I would go with that Lady Killer charm that only a handsome multi-billionaire Playboy can wield successfully.

UncleBob · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2010, 12:47:57 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2010, 12:46:36 AM

I think I would go with that Lady Killer charm that only a handsome multi-billionaire Playboy can wield successfully.

Most people just call that "Money".

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2010, 12:52:42 AM »

^yes, but it's more than that.

with that money comes a disconnect from emotions and "meaningless" human attachments.
It allows him to be all that a Playboy can be... when he's not lurking the shadows in spandex and a cape.

ThePerm · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2010, 12:52:53 AM »

i would go for his power to convince people he doesn't have super powers when he really does

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:00:29 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on May 16, 2010, 12:52:53 AM

i would go for his power to convince people he doesn't have super powers when he really does

The greatest trick the ~~DEVIL~~(Batman) ever played was convincing the world that he(his super powers) didn't exist.

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:13:41 AM »

Batman could totally kick Superman's ass in a fight.

Unless Superman pulled out his Cellophane S on Batman's ass. Notice how he's never actually done that in any of their fights before? It's because poor Batman's already gone through so much - his poor mommy and daddy died right before his eyes. He couldn't handle the power of the Cellophane S. He'd cry like a baby. And Superman wouldn't want to do that to him.

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:14:41 AM »

I love this by the way...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01vojXK_mnA

ShyGuy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:38:13 AM »

Batman is just a man. A man who is so driven that he has made himself what he needs to be. Somebody asked a writer once about the idea of Bruce Wayne losing all his money and Batman having to function with no resources. The writer replied that it couldn't be done, because Batman was so driven, so commited to his holy mission, that even if he was penniless on the streets, he would find a way to build a fortune, because that was what needed to be done.

There was a great quote about Batman in an article online:

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Batman is an extraordinary individual who devoted his talents to the pursuit of justice, freely choosing a path of agony and terror when his wealth and ability offered countless other choices. Some fans say they like the character because he’s a normal guy, and anyone could be Batman, but the point of his legend is that Bruce Wayne isn’t just anyone. He’s a paragon of intellect and will, one in a billion, who chooses to be a knight when he could have been a king.

ThePerm · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:57:43 AM »

like Antwone Fisher

ShyGuy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2010, 02:00:59 AM »

ThePerm · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2010, 02:10:03 AM »

Antwone Fisher is a man and a movie based on the man. One of the lines was "I feel that in another life I could have been king", idk its totally unrelated. I just watched the movie the other day is why.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2010, 03:15:00 AM »

Wait, is that the movie where Sean Connery says "You're the man now, dawg"?

ThePerm · « **Reply #12 on:** May 16, 2010, 04:00:23 AM »

no thats Finding Forrester

although the book for Antwone Fisher is called Finding Fish

UncleBob · « **Reply #13 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:15:27 AM »

Is it the one where Mel Gibson yells "Freedom!"?

vudu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:28:43 AM »

I'm surprised someone hasn't made the obligatory joke about the ability to change his voice when he's wearing a his mask. I would if I weren't so lazy.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:59:55 AM »

Alfred was a former London stage actor and taught Bruce the art of disguise and mimicry. I'm sure Bruce supplemented this information during the travels of his younger days.

ThePerm · « **Reply #16 on:** May 16, 2010, 05:41:37 PM »

Alfred was formerly Harry Palmer, presently Harry Brown.

EasyCure · « **Reply #17 on:** May 18, 2010, 03:50:39 PM »

I want the car...

its the car right? Chicks love the car

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #18 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:20:51 PM »

The power or man-rape.

EasyCure · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2010, 11:25:47 PM »

yep, thats a rape-cape all right. You think he's saving a damsel in distress when you see him in the alley way, but if that cape weren't there you'd see what he was REALLY doing as he reverses the grappling hook and scales the nearest building..

ps, i'm coining the term "rape-cape"

ShyGuy · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM »

Batman is not a rapist.

He causes massive physical trauma to rapists often causing permanent damage to joints and ligaments.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:21:29 AM »

Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM

He causes massive physical trauma ... often causing permanent damage to joints and ligaments.

That's what she said.... after Batman raped her.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2010, 02:45:36 AM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on May 21, 2010, 02:21:29 AM

Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM
He causes massive physical trauma ... often causing permanent damage to joints and ligaments.

That's what she said.... after Batman raped her.

ThePerm · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2010, 09:39:16 PM »

Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM

Batman is not a rapist.

Tell that to Robin

UncleBob · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2010, 01:33:32 AM »

Quote from: ThePerm on May 21, 2010, 09:39:16 PM

Quote from: ShyGuy² on May 21, 2010, 01:59:06 AM
Batman is not a rapist.

Tell that to Robin

It's not rape if you're willing. You think Robin wears those tights because they're comfortable?

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Author Topic: If I could have any one of Batman's Super Powers..... (Read 10738 times)