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Do you insist that your katchup must be on the patty and mustard on the bun when putting your burger together?

Katchup on patty and mustard on bun only!
2 (14.3%)
Other way around.
2 (14.3%)
Who cares? It all goes in your stomach.
4 (28.6%)
I hate those condiments!
1 (7.1%)
WTF?BBQ(sauce)FTW
1 (7.1%)
I like mine plain and boring...like my personality...
0 (0%)
I put stuff under the patty on the bottom bum
0 (0%)
I insist that it be spelled Ketchup... and no mustard; was that an option?
4 (28.6%)

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2010, 12:50:12 AM »
What if it's Frosted Flakes, do you still add sugar?
Uh no I don't add sugar to already sugary cereal. Than again I don't really eat sugary cereal that much these days.

You microwave your cereal Caliban?

Or are we talking Cream of Wheat or oatmeal?
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2010, 12:52:09 AM »
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2010, 05:12:35 AM »
Wait, are you telling me some people pour the milk before the cereal?
I have done this a few times when I wasn't awake fully or it is really late. Otherwise I put in the Cereal,Then milk than the sugar, then any fruit then the spoon.

Sometimes I space out in the morning and start to pour orange juice into my cereal.

The 'katchup' typo was actually a similar tired mistake. I don't normally spell it that way but when BnM said something I knew it had to stay for LOL's sake.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2010, 11:26:00 AM »
then the sugar (when necessary; Corn Flakes, Cheerios)

What's the point of eating Corn Flakes or Cheerios if you add sugar?

I don't add sugar to already sugary cereal. Than again I don't really eat sugary cereal that much these days.

Yes you do.  If you add sugar to your cereal you're eating sugary cereal.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2010, 12:14:59 PM »
Sometimes I space out in the morning and start to pour orange juice into my cereal.

I did this once, it was horrifying. Gave me an aversion to corn flakes for a while.

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What's the point of eating Corn Flakes or Cheerios if you add sugar?
You know how it is, somebody buys some dry unsweetened corn flakes and you have to give them a zing. You can control  the sugar level this way too.

I'm eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now: cereal, milk, then spoon.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2010, 01:13:31 PM »
Ok let me put it this way vudu.I don't eat rediculiously sugary cereal with mounds and mounds of sugar.I typically only put one spoonful of sugar on non sugary cereal.

By mounds and mounds I mean like 10 spoonfuls of sugar added.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2010, 01:34:19 PM »
If I eat regualr Corn Flakes or Cheerios I like to put about 2 spoonfuls of sugar on it. It makes the cereal and the milk sweeter. I do not like the taste of plain milk.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2010, 01:47:32 PM »
Has anyone here ever put 10 spoonfuls of sugar in a bowl of cereal?
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2010, 02:02:04 PM »
You mean has anyone ever added cereal to their bowl of sugar?

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2010, 02:02:20 PM »
I've put that much sugar in a cup of coffee, but I don't think I've put that much on cereal.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2010, 03:06:10 PM »
I prefer putting high fructose corn syrup on my cereal because it forces my pancreas to process harder and faster.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2010, 03:14:29 PM »
There used to be Chex commercials where they would suggest that you would put the milk in first and "let the milk splash right through it."  I tried this once.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2010, 05:20:31 PM »
There used to be Chex commercials where they would suggest that you would put the milk in first and "let the milk splash right through it."  I tried this once.

I was disappointed when the milk did not 'splash right through it'. They all just floated on the surface. :P

I eat corn flakes and cheerios without any sugar added. I never had a lot of sugar cereal when I was young so it's the norm for me. On occasion mo would let us get a box of sugar cereal and for desert after dinner we could choose to have a bowl of it.

I usually eat cereals like Quaker Oatmeal Squares or Honey Bunches of Oats.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2010, 07:44:59 PM »
Even adding a few spoonfuls of sugar won't equal the amount in certain cereals out there, plus cereals like Cheerios have more nutritional value.

My cereal preparation starts with grabbing a bowl and spoon. Next is either pouring in the oatmeal, or breaking up the shredded wheat biscuits. Then, I pour in the boiling water if it's oatmeal, or milk if it shredded wheat. After than, I drizzle on some honey. This part must come last, because if the honey is on the cereal first, the liquid might splash during the pour.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »
You microwave your cereal Caliban?

I do. I don't like to eat my cereal when it's cold.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2010, 11:00:12 PM »
I hate when you get a hamburger at a restaurant and they put the patty on top and the toppings on the bottom. They've called fucking toppings for a reason - thanks for completely destroying the bottom bun, cocksucker!
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2010, 01:09:37 AM »
I noticed at FatBurger they turn the cheese burger upside down the cheese is on the bottom. Interesting solution...


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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2010, 04:00:28 AM »
That's where I always put my cheese, between patty and bottom bun.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2010, 03:19:28 PM »
That's where I always put my cheese, between patty and bottom bun.

That way the cheese acts as a barrier to protect the bun from the liquid seeping out of the patty.  That's one of the cardinal rules of building structurally sound sandwiches in general.

I prefer mustard on cheeseburgers.  I find ketchup redundant with the tomatoes and pickles.  Mustard provides a sharp counterpoint instead of blending in, and it makes the cheeseburger into a symphony of flavor, to reference Ratatouille.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2010, 06:39:45 PM »
I've had a hamburger from Fatburger before. It did not look like that picture.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2010, 06:48:00 PM »
What did it look like?

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2010, 06:51:16 PM »
Compared to that? Flatter, less toppings, bigger bun, greasier.

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2010, 06:56:45 PM »
^Other acceptable answer would be "An Advertisement".

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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2010, 10:20:06 PM »
Ever been to Five Guys? People talk about how awesome it is, and they're completely full of ****. It's a $5 Whopper, only greasier. The fries suck too. No matter what you do to it, a well done (you don't get to choose how you want it cooked) hamburger will always suck.
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Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2010, 11:13:51 PM »
Took a minute for me to decide but i have soooo many variables to go by,

If I'm at a BBQ and burgers w/out cheese are being served then Catchup on the patty is a must or I just starve...

now if they are melting Cheese on the burgers then I put the Ketchup on top of the cheese and if mustard is available then it goes on the bottom bun....

If I'm at the crib then I'm going to give my self the works but it is still specific where the stuff goes.... If I'm using lettuce then I must have Miracle Whip(mayo is nasty) or its no lettuce and the Whip must be on the top bun, no exceptions. I like to add onions but I need hamburger pickles to fully enjoy either of them, again either both or none, and on that same burger mustard must still be on the bottom.  If the burger is bigger  than my fist then i must have poppy seed buns.

Some times i feel a little frisky and mix miracle whip with a little Catsup some relish and chopped onions and pretend I'm at Mc Donalds...... What?? this is a serious matter.......

 
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