Maybe the 3D graphics will give the pirates headaches so that they'll just feel like taking an aspirin and "lying down" for awhile and won't be "in the mood" for pirating games. Only to find out later that they were never interested in pirating in the first place, and only pretending to for your benefit, and then finally, finally the truth comes out and they have been seeing other people for almost a month thanks to you being 'emotionally distant' and won't return phone calls fast enough. Oh sorry for having my own busy life, and not taking care of your every little problem. What the heck, what did I do to deserve this?