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Offline BlackNMild2k1

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Questions for Answers
« on: April 24, 2010, 06:06:00 PM »
Here is how it goes.

Someone states an answer and the next poster will ask the question.

Quote from: For Example
1st post
A: A Broken Clock

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2nd Post
Q: What is always right atleast twice a day?

There are 2 rules:
1.) You can quote a previous answer if you think you have a better question
2.) Be sure to always give an answer at the end of your post.

*ProTip* - Q's are meant to be punchlines to a joke, not answers to a riddle.*
this is not a quiz thread

Now I'll start if off:

A: Mop It Up
« Last Edit: May 04, 2010, 03:24:14 PM by BlackNMild2k1 »

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Re: Questions for Answers
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 06:10:49 PM »
Q: What is a wrong way to spell Mop it up's name?

A: Extreme sandwiches

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 07:27:17 PM »
Q: What sport is not going to appear at the next X games?

A: Bermuda
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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2010, 07:36:49 PM »
Q: What genre of shorts is deader than 3D platformers?

A: Windows 95
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Re: Questions for Answers
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2010, 08:18:27 PM »
Count Dracula might refer to this Jordanian capital city as a miserable little pile of secrets.
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Re: Questions for Answers
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 08:30:38 PM »
Q: What is the Daily Double?


A: Buttered Camels.
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 09:03:41 PM »
Q: What is slang for lubricated bicycle shorts

A: Delicious Oatmeal
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 10:34:17 PM »
Q: What is an oxymoron?

A: Madagascar
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 10:46:14 PM »
Q: Who keeps sealing themselves off from the rest of the world?

A: A turtle fence.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2010, 11:35:48 PM »
Q: What do you call a barrier that covers 360 degrees of an area?

A: Through the back door of course.
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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2010, 12:35:51 AM »
Q: Where is Uncle Bob's favorite place to "stick it?"

A: The iPhone 4G.
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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2010, 12:47:10 AM »
Q: Do they make an iPad that fits in my pocket?


A: 2 Girls 1 Cup

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2010, 07:41:25 AM »
Q: What is the collective name for Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin?

A: The Racist Door
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2010, 07:00:22 PM »
Q: What's all white, through and through?

A: The Sea-ward.

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« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2010, 10:26:59 PM »
Q: What is Sarah Palin's nickname when she's on a boat?

A: Taco Bell made me do it.
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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2010, 11:35:57 PM »
Q: What made me crap my pants?

A: Llamas
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2010, 12:03:49 AM »
Q: What animal did DeviantArt decide to troll this year?

A: Wii Party Game #555743
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« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2010, 12:17:54 AM »
Q: What game had 0 Budget, 0 Effort & 0 advertising and still manage to sell more copies than Dead Space Extraction?

A: Elbow deep in the wrong hole

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« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2010, 12:27:31 AM »
Q: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

A: Quite certainly, the platypus.
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« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2010, 12:45:00 AM »
Q: What is proof that God has a sense of humour?

A: Nintendo World Report.

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« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2010, 01:20:20 AM »
Q: which place is filled with nerdy intellectuals and people of questionable sexual morés?

A: www.DailyRadar.com
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2010, 01:47:17 AM »
Q: What's the URL for Daily Radar's website?

A: I have AIDS.
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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2010, 01:49:47 AM »
Q: What was Magic Johnson forced to tell his 80 mistresses?

A: Wilt Chamberlain
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« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2010, 01:53:25 AM »
Q. Who is a person that claimed to sleep with 20,000 woman?

A.Shigeru Miyamoto
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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2010, 01:54:34 AM »
Q. Who is some guy we've never heard of?

A. Shigeru Miyamoto
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