Author Topic: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas (Read 7507 times)

Crimm · « **on:** April 05, 2010, 10:05:37 PM »

Okay guys, let's write a compelling sequel for the Conduit.

There's some aliens, and a secret government agency, and guys in suits, and a secret society that actually runs the government.

I think we've got a winner!

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:09:30 PM »

Can you tell me what the story was from the first one?

EasyCure · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:10:07 PM »

Whatever it is, it needs more cliches

Crimm · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:13:33 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2010, 10:09:30 PM

Can you tell me what the story was from the first one?

It was too original to spoil...

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:14:16 PM »

Those aren't aliens.

They're U.S. citizens.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:15:08 PM »

How about this: there's an elite society of people that sit around at their agency, not doing anything productive at their computers AT ALL, while the secret, proactive society that's connected to it actually posts most of the

wait that's NWR

Crimm · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:18:09 PM »

You left out an important detail of NWR: the people who sit around are the editors.

ThePerm · « **Reply #7 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:11:04 AM »

id drop the whole alien mess

Khushrenada · « **Reply #8 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:38:49 AM »

What if the aliens kidnap the princess of the United States and you had to find various upgrades to your armor to make yourself powerful enough to gain access to their Earth base but when you get there, you find it is already unlocked and everyone is dead because the aliens couldn't handle our bacteria and so there is no final boss and it is a twist ending but then you see Tom Cruise walking the street with Dakota Fanning so you just figure, hey, I've got all these upgrades, misght as well use them for something and you torch them and the Pre-crime unit arrives and thanks you for helping stop the man who was going to murder Hitler in a premeditated murder and you're all like, I don't even care, and then you get call that there is suddenly a new alien threat and you're all like, bring on the sequel.

ThePerm · « **Reply #9 on:** April 06, 2010, 03:41:49 AM »

oh how about the aliens posses people in spain, farmer types, and the president's daughter gets kidnapped, and its your mission to get the president's daughter back?

Mop it up · « **Reply #10 on:** April 06, 2010, 09:43:00 PM »

Aliens come to Earth and clone the president?

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2010, 10:50:55 PM »

Too Perfect Darky;

How about... Mr. Ford goes thru a Conduit and ends up in an alternate ninja/cowboy universe that has nothing to do with the first game?

Plugabugz · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2010, 08:30:09 AM »

Trying to get through customs after having taken any international flight into the US. Having to deal with the alien security staff and the terrorist alert of SOMEONE LOST THEIR PASSPORT AND IT THREATENS TO EXPOSE THEIR TRUE IDENTITY TO THE WHOLE INTERWEBS.

Peachylala · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:45:57 AM »

Everything was made up by nanomachines.

nickmitch · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:42:39 PM »

Aliens take over the internet, forcing everyone to masturbate to tentacle rape porn. One man has had enough. . .

EasyCure · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2010, 09:57:26 PM »

Quote from: nickmitch on April 07, 2010, 09:42:39 PM

Aliens take over the internet, forcing everyone to masturbate to tentacle rape porn. One man has had enough. . .

Armed with only his powerful dominant arm, he sets out on an adventure like no other. 20 unique levels, and tons of zany powerups such as:

-Lube! Boosts your speed to help give the enemies the slip!
-Nuclear Slap Chop! See how much they love your nuts, once they're roasted!

and MORE innuendo!

Peachylala · « **Reply #16 on:** April 08, 2010, 01:59:52 PM »

Jiggle physics may or may not be included.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:19:37 AM »

In the long lost kingdom of Terradondor, a young boy awakens for amnesia. He sets out to find the mystical orb of power to rescue the Kingdom from evil Prince Malaki. Along his journey, he is Joined by a gruff dwarf with a heart of gold, a majestic Dark Wood Elf of Blood, a wacky young girl who is good with a wrench, and mysterious princess who has been struck mute.

YOU'RE WELCOME HIGH VOLTAGE

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #18 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:31:31 AM »

There is a distant war being fought in another galaxy where big scary aliens are fighting the humans, we'll call these aliens the Flood and the Covenant . You put on a "OMGZ COOL" space suit that recharges to fight these aliens. I know, the creativity here is brilliant.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #19 on:** April 12, 2010, 03:20:57 PM »

Mr. Ford discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

EasyCure · « **Reply #20 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:07:17 PM »

Mr. Ford's best childhood friend becomes addicted to drugs in the next, very special, Conduit.

nickmitch · « **Reply #21 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:52:09 PM »

Mr. Ford tries to explain his place in the universe to his friend Arthur just as the world is about to end. The two then take off on an epic adventure. Hijinks ensue.

Crimm · « **Reply #22 on:** April 12, 2010, 11:35:28 PM »

Mr. Ford, it's time for you to buy drapes for our new apartment.

EasyCure · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2010, 09:28:47 PM »

Mr. Ford is intelligent, witty and a bit of a neat freak..

Mr. Clinton is a wild party animal with the mouth of a sailor..

When these two have to share an apartment on the Upper Eastside, personalities are going to clash and hilarity will ensue! The Conduit 2! This fall on WiiBS. Very Funny

Peachylala · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2010, 12:07:07 AM »

WiiBS is on digital HD cable, right?

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Author Topic: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas (Read 7507 times)