Alright. Here we go.
I got to demo a 3DS at a local Best Buy tonight. First, let me preface...
I was born with an eye condition known as "strabismus" (I may have even already mentioned this in this thread previously...not gonna go back and look either.. so meh). And because of this condition, I don't have binocular vision (seeing out of BOTH eyes at the same time a focal point in space) like most folks in this world have. I only see out of one eye, and in doing so, the other eye TRIES real hard to focus on that same point.. but unfortunately, can't. This condition is also known as "lazy-eye" or what have you... it's called numerous things... that's the nicest one, though.
So yes. It looks like I'll be saving battery power. My suspicions were correct, and I absolutely cannot see the stereoscopic 3D of the 3DS. For the first time in my life, I truly felt crippled tonight. I would flick the little 3D slider back and forth, and all that I could notice was a regular image with it off. With it turned fully on, I could see the game image but with a "double-image" haze off to the right side of every object emitting a 3D visual effect. That haze is my left eye (as my right eye is my dominant eye) trying really hard to focus on the same focal point as my right. But because of my eyes' condition, I just can't do it. I can't see it. And this bums me out beyond belief. Now I completely understand why I've never been able to see what people are talking about at 3D movies (I saw Toy Story 3 in 3D, and I couldn't tell that a single blasted thing was giving off a 3D visual effect).
So, it looks like if I ever want to be able to experience what all of you are getting ready to experience...I'm going to have to pay for an expensive surgery to "tighten" my ocular muscles in both eyes... and that's a big IF, too. Because it could be an issue with my brain communicating with my eyes. Strabismus can occur from both impairments -- physical or mental.
It all just sucks. I was really looking forward to playing OoT in 3D, too.
I'll go crawl into a corner now and cry.