Author Topic: 2000 reasons your are one who butchers the English Language (Read 28785 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** December 11, 2009, 08:17:06 PM »

2000) You post things like "your are" on the internet.

Plugabugz · « **Reply #1 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:29:52 PM »

1999) Unclebob's continues tears of shame

Mop it up · « **Reply #2 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:41:12 PM »

1998) You don't know the definition of "Oxymoron".

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:41:54 PM »

1997) bcuz engrish iznt mai furhst langwudje

EasyCure · « **Reply #4 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:57:51 PM »

1996. Cuz you went to public schools

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #5 on:** December 11, 2009, 11:37:54 PM »

1995. You didn't want to stand out by being the only one on the internet who doesn't.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:33:09 AM »

1994) Ebonics is a recognized language in California

King of Twitch · « **Reply #7 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:51:44 AM »

1993 you know das right! -- spelling on da geekbox iz as releveant ta me as uh shank in uh gat fight peep this ****

Caterkiller · « **Reply #8 on:** December 12, 2009, 02:27:36 AM »

1992) I have a hard time pronouncing "pull", I pronounce it "pool" and I recently found out my students laugh at me behind my back.

1991) I thought Salmon was pronounced SAL-mon

RABicle · « **Reply #9 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:10:11 AM »

1990) Its hard to know when to put an apostrophe into it's/its because its has it's own special rules regarding possessive apostrophes that I've intentionally broken in this sentance.

vudu · « **Reply #10 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:02:20 AM »

1979) You don't know how to count.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #11 on:** December 12, 2009, 11:34:14 AM »

1998)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:24:31 PM »

1997) Sexting is all teh rage!!!

Spinnzilla · « **Reply #13 on:** December 12, 2009, 12:49:44 PM »

1996 ) I only have 6 fingers.

Peachylala · « **Reply #14 on:** December 12, 2009, 01:31:17 PM »

1995) O RLY? NO WAI!!

EasyCure · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:39:11 PM »

1994. because the year 2009 is coming to a close and there's still no auto-spell check in place on ANY device that lets you input WOARDS

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:41:40 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on December 12, 2009, 03:39:11 PM

1994. because the year 2009 is coming to a close and there's still no auto-spell check in place on ANY device that lets you input WOARDS

what do you mean by that? like input words as correct even when they are incorrect?
because firefox let me do that (enter words as I want them spelled).

EasyCure · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2009, 03:43:58 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on December 12, 2009, 03:41:40 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on December 12, 2009, 03:39:11 PM
1994. because the year 2009 is coming to a close and there's still no auto-spell check in place on ANY device that lets you input WOARDS

what do you mean by that? like input words as correct even when they are incorrect?
because firefox let me do that (enter words as I want them spelled).

but its not implimented in all devices. While i'm at it:

1993. Because even the smartest smart-phone's auto-complete fucks up.

stevey · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2009, 04:16:30 PM »

1990) I was born into this world for the sole purpose and reason of destroying the English language and of it's worshipers ie. English Majors/PhD.

Stratos · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:12:15 PM »

198?) I can has LOL Cats.

GearBoxClock · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2009, 06:18:24 PM »

1988) What do you mean, dictionary?

Kairon · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2009, 07:53:54 PM »

1987. You never played Pokemon and thus never acquired the "basic reading skills" that were required to play those games.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2009, 08:24:35 PM »

1986) I iz on teh internetz

Mop it up · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2009, 08:27:40 PM »

1985) You miscomprehended posts because you were concentrating on something else.

EasyCure · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:00:05 PM »

1984. You're new to the internet and are so insecure that you follow peoples lead and wRiTe lIkE D1s t0 f1T iN

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