Author Topic: 2000 reasons you are still a Nintendo fan (Read 41363 times)

Stratos · « **Reply #175 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:15:13 AM »

I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #176 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:30:54 AM »

Someone who can't accept something as simple and harmless as a gaming hobby isn't worth your time anyway.

Quote from: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 04:15:13 AM

I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.

Gotta love unintentional double entendres.

Stratos · « **Reply #177 on:** December 27, 2009, 04:46:27 AM »

Quote from: insanolord on December 27, 2009, 04:30:54 AM

Someone who can't accept something as simple and harmless as a gaming hobby isn't worth your time anyway.

That was half the reason I stopped caring. I figured I could start caring again some day once I found someone who was more accepting of who I was.

Quote from: insanolord on December 27, 2009, 04:30:54 AM

Quote from: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 04:15:13 AM
I then stopped caring about women in general. I was content to be single. Then I found a woman who doesn't mind my gaming habits and also enjoys playing with me.

Gotta love unintentional double entendres.

LOL, that was completely unintentional but very funny. Good thing I didn't say something about playing Wii together.

GearBoxClock · « **Reply #178 on:** December 27, 2009, 11:17:33 AM »

1783) A Wii can be sold at triple regular price during the holidays!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #179 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:25:20 PM »

1782) My sister beat me at our annual Christmas Wii boxing match.

EasyCure · « **Reply #180 on:** December 27, 2009, 02:47:08 PM »

1781. Because wii boxing gives you a safe and legal alternative to really punching your sister during the holidays, even if she kicks your ass.

Mop it up · « **Reply #181 on:** December 27, 2009, 05:19:46 PM »

1780) Because Nintendo's games are exempt to criticism.

Quote from: Stratos on December 27, 2009, 04:46:27 AM

That was half the reason I stopped caring. I figured I could start caring again some day once I found someone who was more accepting of who I was.

You've got it all wrong. You need to find a woman who hates everything about you so she can turn you into somebody who isn't a big geek.

EasyCure · « **Reply #182 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:28:27 PM »

No, he's got it all wrong because the further he gets from the things that he cares about, the less he cares about how much further away he gets..

Which will turn him into the male equivalent of a cat lady (which I believe is a pedophile, in which case proving some of the former women in his life right).

1779. Because two screens are better than 1

Mop it up · « **Reply #183 on:** December 28, 2009, 08:48:42 PM »

1778) Because third-parties are jealous of Nintendo's game and, instead of trying to outdo them, whine about how their own games don't sell.

Peachylala · « **Reply #184 on:** December 29, 2009, 03:43:04 PM »

1777. Because reason 1778 is not because they are ignorant, they just have overstuffed egos.

1776. The Crystal Bearers is enjoyable, because it doesn't suffer from shitty soap opera dramaz.

EasyCure · « **Reply #185 on:** December 29, 2009, 05:54:34 PM »

1775. Because you'll kill yourself if zelda gets voiceacting..

1774. Because you know it'll lead to soap opera drama

Stratos · « **Reply #186 on:** December 29, 2009, 05:57:29 PM »

1773. Because you'll buy that game anyway because it is Zelda

Mop it up · « **Reply #187 on:** December 30, 2009, 12:14:03 AM »

1772) Because they are weary of digital distribution.

Peachylala · « **Reply #188 on:** December 30, 2009, 10:58:58 PM »

1771. Dramaz... that costs $10 DLC.

EasyCure · « **Reply #189 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:07:10 PM »

1770. Because they make games everyone in my family can enjoy, from age 5 to 50, especially while drunk

mac<censored> · « **Reply #190 on:** December 31, 2009, 12:41:42 PM »

1769) 'cause Nintendo makes games even a drunk 5-year-old can love

Mop it up · « **Reply #191 on:** December 31, 2009, 06:50:53 PM »

1768) Nintendo encourages underage drinking?

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #192 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:15:33 PM »

1767) Yes. But they call it Potion.

1766) And they actively promote popping shrooms too.

Peachylala · « **Reply #193 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:04:32 PM »

1765. They also promote cannibalism with all those hearts.

EasyCure · « **Reply #194 on:** January 11, 2010, 05:54:14 PM »

1764.

Quote from: Toruresu on December 16, 2009, 10:09:33 AM

1889) Because the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon sucked

Because you're so nerdy you wish that reason #1889 was "because number is the year in which Nintendo was founded"

1763. Because crazy nintendo fans like Mop_it_up can surprise you once you thought you've seen every image or birdo there is..

1762. Because you don't see the appeal in Birdo, thus don't think theres anyone out there still making birdo fan art

Mop it up · « **Reply #195 on:** January 11, 2010, 10:33:54 PM »

1761) Because like with Birdo, you either "get" it or you don't.

Peachylala · « **Reply #196 on:** January 12, 2010, 12:01:14 AM »

1760.

Quote from: Mop_it_up on January 11, 2010, 10:33:54 PM

1761) Because like with Birdo, you either "get" it or you don't.

Replace Birdo with third parties and Wii, and you will see the reality we live in.

1759. Wondering what is the worst Mario fan fiction out there.

EasyCure · « **Reply #197 on:** January 12, 2010, 12:55:25 PM »

1759. Because nintendo/birdo fans can't take a joke

1758. Because nintendo/birdo fans try to make jokes, but they don't come out right (?)

mac<censored> · « **Reply #198 on:** January 12, 2010, 05:41:44 PM »

1757) Bright pink, tubular octopus mouth, human arms and legs, giant ribbon

GearBoxClock · « **Reply #199 on:** January 12, 2010, 05:45:56 PM »

1756) Stylish facial hair

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