Well, I'm waiting on a reply to a PM I sent MB - hopefully he checks his PMs sometime...
Meanwhile, running under the assumption that Pro hasn't completely left because of a stupid mistake I made, I'm going to give Pro the ability to change my title. Pro, you get to change it to anything you want, with a few small stipulation.
First, the title has to be forum appropriate. Duh.
Second, you can change my title as often as you like, but vudu and I are only human - it may take a little bit for one of us to get around to changing my title.
Third, if and when I ever manage to get your title fixed, you no longer get control over my title.
Finally - I'M SORRY.