Author Topic: Haunted Walmart... (Read 17981 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:55:50 PM »

......Not sure if I would pay to see that.....but I would definitely watch the "new" "mature" "adult" scenes.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #26 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:18:39 PM »

Really dude? She was like 14 in that movie.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 03, 2009, 10:26:08 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 03, 2009, 10:18:39 PM

Really dude? She was like 14 in that movie.

I have no idea when "that" movie was filmed, but if they were to release "that" in a movie, my assumption would be that she was of age at the time of filming.

Stogi · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:56:44 PM »

She's not even hot.

And I think the "TOO INTENSE FOR THEATERS" sticker is funnier anyway.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2009, 09:09:17 PM »

that's why I wouldn't pay to see it.

But to be honest, I wouldn't pay to see it even if she was hot.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #30 on:** October 04, 2009, 09:41:26 PM »

It's the freaking Hannah Montana concert movie. She's only 16 now (or 15 even), and the movie is on DVD...I'm going to call Chris Hansen. The sticker is a joke, it came from another movie. Also, easy there killer, remember which forum this is in.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2009, 09:58:33 PM »

You realize that we already know that and I am speaking in the hypothetical.
This is the funhouse, I think it should be known that no one is taking the topic or the idea seriously but you.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #32 on:** October 05, 2009, 01:04:01 AM »

Your mom.

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #33 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:33:33 PM »

Sorry BNM - it appears you pwn3d me, so I had no other way to retaliate. Nothing personal.

ThePerm · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2009, 12:35:04 AM »

i made this a long time ago, just found it hehe

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2009, 09:49:33 AM »

I was at Wal-Mart yesterday looking at Halloween costumes with my daughter, and they had this one called "Trailer Park Trash" or something like that. It was basically a as station attendant costume with stains, false teeth, beer can, etc. I wanted to change the name of the costume to "Typical Wal-Mart Shopper" and hang it in the clothing section.

EasyCure · « **Reply #36 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 06, 2009, 09:49:33 AM

I was at Wal-Mart yesterday looking at Halloween costumes with my daughter, and they had this one called "Trailer Park Trash" or something like that. It was basically a as station attendant costume with stains, false teeth, beer can, etc. I wanted to change the name of the costume to "Typical Wal-Mart Shopper" and hang it in the clothing section.

You should have...

and as funny as that costume is, don't ya think its a lil fucked up that a costume manufacturer can push that as a product but they'd never in a million years be able to put out a costume pushing a similar stereotype influenced costume for an ethnic minority? I know this is the funhouse but still, this sorta thing pisses me off.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #37 on:** October 06, 2009, 10:53:32 AM »

That made me think of an idea for a thread that could be a lot of fun but if anyone took it the least bit seriously it would be incredibly offensive. The mods would never let it happen and I'd have to agree with them, it'd have too much potential for disaster.

EasyCure · « **Reply #38 on:** October 06, 2009, 12:58:32 PM »

Quote from: insanolord on October 06, 2009, 10:53:32 AM

That made me think of an idea for a thread that could be a lot of fun but if anyone took it the least bit seriously it would be incredibly offensive. The mods would never let it happen and I'd have to agree with them, it'd have too much potential for disaster.

You could always make it a PM only affair..

vudu · « **Reply #39 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:31:59 PM »

Quote from: Brandogg on October 06, 2009, 09:49:33 AM

I was at Wal-Mart yesterday looking at Halloween costumes with my daughter, and they had this one called "Trailer Park Trash" or something like that. It was basically a as station attendant costume with stains, false teeth, beer can, etc. I wanted to change the name of the costume to "Typical Wal-Mart Shopper" and hang it in the clothing section.

Please tell me they had these in a size that would fit a 2 year old!

BranDonk Kong · « **Reply #40 on:** October 06, 2009, 02:25:45 PM »

They probably do. It's Wal-Mart, so the costumes are basically scattered around the aisle. Also, they do have costumes for, and I say this because it's the generally accepted term, at least I think it is, "wiggers" too. I guess you could buy a ninja costume and say you're Asian, and they have sombreros too, for Mexicans. They kind of have the 4 basic food groups covered.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #41 on:** October 06, 2009, 02:29:16 PM »

Mexican Ninjas - holy cow, I smell a new Ubisoft game coming.

Throwing razor sharp tortilla chips and pinata bombs. Tarantino blood sprays would actually be SALSA.

Imagine the fast food promotions. Combat you can EAT. Yes, I went there.

Stogi · « **Reply #42 on:** October 06, 2009, 02:30:48 PM »

Nice.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #43 on:** October 06, 2009, 02:50:08 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 12:58:32 PM

Quote from: insanolord on October 06, 2009, 10:53:32 AM
That made me think of an idea for a thread that could be a lot of fun but if anyone took it the least bit seriously it would be incredibly offensive. The mods would never let it happen and I'd have to agree with them, it'd have too much potential for disaster.

You could always make it a PM only affair..

The more I think about it, the more I think there's something seriously wrong with me for thinking it was a good idea. The very concept would probably be offensive to half the people.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:05:54 PM »

Quote from: insanolord on October 06, 2009, 02:50:08 PM

Quote from: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 12:58:32 PM
Quote from: insanolord on October 06, 2009, 10:53:32 AM
That made me think of an idea for a thread that could be a lot of fun but if anyone took it the least bit seriously it would be incredibly offensive. The mods would never let it happen and I'd have to agree with them, it'd have too much potential for disaster.

You could always make it a PM only affair..

The more I think about it, the more I think there's something seriously wrong with me for thinking it was a good idea. The very concept would probably be offensive to half the people.

Curiosity demands that I ask what you are talking about.
PM if necessary.

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 06, 2009, 02:29:16 PM

Mexican Ninjas - holy cow, I smell a new Ubisoft game coming.

Throwing razor sharp tortilla chips and pinata bombs. Tarantino blood sprays would actually be SALSA.

Imagine the fast food promotions. Combat you can EAT. Yes, I went there.

I want one of the happy meals. I can only imagine the toys that it comes with.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #45 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:10:53 PM »

My basic idea, brought on by EasyCure's offhand mention of ethnic stereotypes, is that they have to start somewhere, so the whole point of the thread would be making up ridiculous stereotypes about various ethnic groups and races. The odds against it not being locked before it hit a second page would be astronomical.

Stogi · « **Reply #46 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:27:07 PM »

I say we start it.

EasyCure · « **Reply #47 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:31:40 PM »

Quote from: insanolord on October 06, 2009, 03:10:53 PM

My basic idea, brought on by EasyCure's offhand mention of ethnic stereotypes, is that they have to start somewhere, so the whole point of the thread would be making up ridiculous stereotypes about various ethnic groups and races. The odds against it not being locked before it hit a second post would be astronomical.

Fixed. I agree, which is why only the willing should participate via mass PM's. Insanolord, as the idea originator, shall start. I'll be expecting a PM shortly.

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 06, 2009, 02:29:16 PM

Mexican Ninjas - holy cow, I smell a new Ubisoft game coming.

Throwing razor sharp tortilla chips and pinata bombs. Tarantino blood sprays would actually be SALSA.

Imagine the fast food promotions. Combat you can EAT. Yes, I went there.

Niccceeeee (/southpark)

Quote from: Brandogg on October 06, 2009, 02:25:45 PM

Also, they do have costumes for, and I say this because it's the generally accepted term, at least I think it is, "wiggers" too.

I know, and the double standard pisses me off. Take that costume, or a cholo costume, but put someone of the proper stereotypical ethnicity on the cover package and you've got yourself a ton of people bitching that its offensive (as if it wasn't offensive already that a person NOT part of the proper stereotypical ethnicity was playing the part).

This reminds me of a time back in my retail days at a Hot Topic store. During this time of year we'd get an extra ton of shipment; half would be "regular" clothes, the other would be costumes and costume accesories (half the time i couldn't tell the difference). We got in some restock of these rastafarian hats and pendents with the rasta colors, but we also got in some wigs for halloween.. One of the wigs was for dread-locked hair. This lead to the store manager creating a little boutique where he thru The hat, the wig, the pendent, and a tshirt of some rapper (honestly can't remember who at the time, but it was either Snoop, Dr. Dre, Biggy Smalls or Tupac; the only ones we had at the time), in size 5XL mind you, together as a costume and pissed off one of our employees. This in turn lead to him being fired, just one of his many insensitive acts as manager. Oh, did I mention he was quoted as saying "Too bad we're not Spencer's [Gifts] or we could have a bunch of that marijuana stuff they have, like the leis and the necklaces. It'd all sell so well together"

Moron.

NWR_insanolord · « **Reply #48 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:37:35 PM »

I only said second page because I wasn't sure of when a mod would be there; it would be locked immediately when any mod saw it.

I can't think of one right now, and I'm about to go sleep because I've been up for 30 hours, so if we're going to do this someone else should start it.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #49 on:** October 06, 2009, 03:43:18 PM »

.... I'm not seeing the offense.

A Rastafarian wig, hat & pendant, while wearing a rappers shirt that is known to smoke weed mixed with a marijuana lei or bead like necklace sounds like a everyday occurance around here, and even more common on halloween.

All a Cholo costume would be is some khaki dickies cut half way down the shin with some white tube socks pulled up as high as possible. Get a white wife beater, a plaid long sleeve jacket and only button the top button. Then put on some black locs, wear a gold jesus chain and tie a bandana around your head.

You could find all that in Sears or JC Pennys year round. So I'm not really seeing the offense.

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