Another refreshing night on RABicle Road, sponsored by Reggie (X3).
Some DICK going by the name AMADINEJAD spent the last couple races cheating to kingdom come. Giant Shroom + Star + multiple Blue Shells plus teleport cheats. He tried to ruin the whole race for his selfish amusement by attacking the entire crowd and plugging the road with his fat ass. Things backfired on him toward the end, when a courageous Reggie pair bolted past him into the lead. He kept launching 2-3 Blue Shells at a time, but that only meant Reggie simply took turns holding the lead with his magickal twin. One Reggie would absorb the assault, and the other would push ahead.
Two Reggies finished first, but the cheating little **** used his "always 1st place" cheat to avoid crying in defeat.
He didn't show up the next race, most likely fearing another Double Reggie Penetration.