Author Topic: These Funhouse Auctions Have Gone Too Far (Read 10798 times)

King of Twitch · « **on:** August 12, 2009, 06:41:21 PM »

I know some of you want to have fun and play God with people's hearts, but you have stepped far beyond the limits of decency and morality and with one fell swoop have set the clock back on hundreds of years of human progress. People are not supposed to be chattel to be bargained for your depraved amusement but apparently you learned nothing of the bloody cost of the Civil War and decades of postwar Reconstruction turmoil.

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Family Fun Football Gets a Date

That is disgusting. Love is supposed to be between a man and a woman, now you want it to be a man and a videogame? What next, a man and a Nintendo Horsie Wii Peripheral? Two women and The Sims? It's a slippery slope to chaos is what it is and it seems like only a reincarnate Harry S. Truman would have the guts to say "The Buck Stops Here" and nuke this evil before it has a chance to strike again and threaten our way of life.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:46:23 PM »

Family Fun Football has the same rights as a human being! You need to be purged of your hate-mongering against non-sentient video games. Why the ancient Greeks knew that serious dating and relationships between mankind and disc based media was healthy and beneficial!

that Baby guy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:49:18 PM »

Who even says that Family Fun Football is going to date one of mankind's children? Why can't we give Family Fun Football the freedom to date whomever it would like to date, as long as reality television, game shows, and popularity-based internet polls don't disagree, I think it's all a beautiful thing, baby.

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:52:03 PM »

Wow, apparently when I take a chill pill it allows everyone else to be a stick in the mud.

Sad.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2009, 06:53:43 PM »

Stop whining. It's the funhouse

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:04:42 PM »

Quote from: Zap on August 12, 2009, 06:53:43 PM

Stop whining. It's the funhouse

Awesome new slogan!

"Stop whining; IT'S THE FUNHOUSE!"

that Baby guy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:05:32 PM »

See, now you're just trying to fake not being a sore loser. That's never cool. Be yourself.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:07:41 PM »

Seriously.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:08:29 PM »

Now you're just ragging on pap and enforcing negativity. You're no better than the auctioneers

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:11:32 PM »

Everyone and everything truly sucks. Why try and change that?

that Baby guy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:12:03 PM »

I never said I wanted to be better than the auctioneers, and I'm proud of that fact.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:29:48 PM »

Quote from: pap64 on August 12, 2009, 07:11:32 PM

Everyone and everything truly sucks. Why try and change that?

I'm glad I'm not Everyone & not Everything. Even though I might be Everything to Someone, & Someone to Everyone I know.

nickmitch · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2009, 09:35:14 PM »

Quote from: pap64 on August 12, 2009, 07:11:32 PM

Everyone and everything truly sucks. Why try and change that?

What a little negative nancy. Why don't you go hang out with EasyCure?

Mop it up · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2009, 09:58:51 PM »

The Funhouse is endless trap, you can't go too far.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:02:39 PM »

Mop_it_up's Endless Funhouse?

That name is just terrible.

Mop it up · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:06:08 PM »

My name shall never grace the Funhouse because even one such as I could never clean up this mess. Nor would I try since its inhabitants seem to like it dirty.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:08:29 PM »

You realize... you're a funhouse inhabitant, Mop_it_up...

What does that mean?

Mop it up · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:10:16 PM »

I don't live here. I'm just visiting. Just to make sure things don't spread.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:11:32 PM »

Psh, I don't buy that. If you were keeping things from spreading, you'd visit the area around the funhouse, General Chat and the mafia forum much more often.

Mop it up · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:29:15 PM »

General Chat scares me and not much happens in the Mafia board.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:30:39 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 12, 2009, 09:58:51 PM

The Funhouse is endless trap, you can't go too far.

I'm so glad to see you say that. I guess I can avoid the apology then.

Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 12, 2009, 10:10:16 PM

I don't live here. I'm just visiting. Just to make sure things don't spread.

You're not doing a very good job. I have spread much further than the Funhouse, yet there are still a few boards that I rarely if ever venture to.

Mop it up · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2009, 10:57:44 PM »

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on August 12, 2009, 10:30:39 PM

Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 12, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
I don't live here. I'm just visiting. Just to make sure things don't spread.

You're not doing a very good job. I have spread much further than the Funhouse, yet there are still a few boards that I rarely if ever venture to.

Well, it is just me vs. the Funhouse so it is a pretty difficult job.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:01:01 PM »

Maybe you should move in, since you believe the job is yours and yours alone...

Mop it up · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:04:08 PM »

Nope, I must remain a visitor. I can't risk developing a sense of humour.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2009, 11:12:29 PM »

Quote from: Mop_it_up on August 12, 2009, 11:04:08 PM

Nope, I must remain a visitor. I can't risk developing a sense of humour.

We've already made our mark since you already accept less and less as actually offensive.

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Author Topic: These Funhouse Auctions Have Gone Too Far (Read 10798 times)