Author Topic: New Zelda in the Works With More Mature Link (Read 24907 times)

King of Twitch · « **Reply #25 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:48:54 PM »

The ice temple was very unique.

Caliban · « **Reply #26 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:50:02 PM »

All Zelda games are rehash.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #27 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:53:21 PM »

Nintendo never fails to ruin the franchise.

Deguello · « **Reply #28 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM »

Except those powerful enough to cause the very fabric of our gaming world to split and bend, allowing untold numbers of casual fans into playing games simply by being controlled by touchscreen.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #29 on:** June 05, 2009, 01:54:23 PM »

Man, I'm a little exhausted from posting.

Caliban · « **Reply #30 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Deguello on June 05, 2009, 01:54:09 PM

Except those powerful enough to cause the very fabric of our gaming world to split and bend, allowing untold numbers of casual fans into playing games simply by being controlled by touchscreen.

There's nothing wrong with that. Same game. Different control scheme for the same actions.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #31 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:39:15 PM »

Quote from: EasyCure on June 05, 2009, 11:26:05 AM

Quote from: Shift Key on June 05, 2009, 08:52:29 AM
Quote from: Deguello on June 05, 2009, 02:18:15 AM
giving him a Mohawk

But to the rest of us, something's gotta change. And not something trivial...

Link needs a new hat

A beard.

Link needs a beard, FFS.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:45:58 PM »

Sean Bean from LotR.

I totally called it.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:54:26 PM »

Alright, bearded girl Link, Blink. Story: she joins the freak show circus after being outcast from her small town her entire life. She befriends a magical owl who tells her the Legend of the Unbearded Lion. During the story, the circus catches fire and Blink saves all the animals and people from the flames.

The Hero of Scruff soon learns the animals are part of Ganon's plot to enslave Hyrule with an assortment of entertaining animal circus acts, freak show horrors, and hi-wire antics by turning its inhabitants into animal performers.

In the final battle, Blink must reveal her true identity and out-perform Ganon in a series of dueling Motion+ circus acts only for Nintendo Wii, Christmas 2010.

In the end, Blink's beard, the source of her power and ability to transform into a lion, is transferred to the Unbearded Lion who then returns with the Ringmaster's Ocarina to the Mysterious Jungle, and Blink reverts to a beautiful elf-lady. The townsfolk apologize for their treatment of Blink, and immortalize her story by passing on the Legend of the Unbearded Lion.

Edited for clarity.

ThePerm · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2009, 02:59:04 PM »

http://theperm.tetrametrics.com/Images/Comedy/linkbeard.jpg

i made that image for Twilight princess...therat was like Link needs a beard...this was my rendition

EasyCure · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:40:36 PM »

is this a serious thread now?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #36 on:** June 05, 2009, 03:48:46 PM »

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1184577/japan-ban-rape-games

Wow. This will shake the very foundations of electronic entertainment, like Wii did.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:03:31 PM »

Quote from: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 05, 2009, 03:48:46 PM

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1184577/japan-ban-rape-games

Wow. This will shake the very foundations of electronic entertainment, like Wii did.

Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2009, 03:46:06 PM

Quote from: KDR_11k on June 01, 2009, 03:40:09 PM
Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2009, 03:24:00 PM
too bad the Rape Sims are being banned in Japan lol. that is sooo bad. I apologize, but its true

That report was wrong, it was just some family org calling for a ban, not an actual law.
Should we be happy for MS and the soon to be releases Loli Rape sim using Natal?

Imagine the possibilities.... Xbox360 to hit 2 million consoles sold 6 months after natal release

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #38 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:11:14 PM »

Nintendo will have to cut out Link's molestation of the Master Sword for next year's Zelda.

Waggling her in the air to attack enemies is wrong.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #39 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:12:48 PM »

The Unbearded Lion needs no Master Sword

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #40 on:** June 05, 2009, 04:16:54 PM »

The very vision of an Unbearded Lion ASSAULTS my imagination.

nickmitch · « **Reply #41 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:02:54 PM »

Isn't that just a girl lion?

ThePerm · « **Reply #42 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:04:46 PM »

i couldnt find a hairless lion picture on google, disappointing!

King of Twitch · « **Reply #43 on:** June 05, 2009, 06:11:38 PM »

nickmitch: No. The Unbearded Lion combines his essense with Blink, and the beard transfers. See above post.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #44 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:04:23 PM »

every console zelda after link to the past sucked. qtiyd.

stevey · « **Reply #45 on:** June 05, 2009, 08:08:29 PM »

Quote from: S-U-P-E-R on June 05, 2009, 08:04:23 PM

every console zelda after link to the past sucked. qtiyd.

This troll speaks the truth.

ShyGuy · « **Reply #46 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:22:38 PM »

QTIYD?

What does that stand for? Is this the new acronym for those kids with their texting on the cell phones?

ThePerm · « **Reply #47 on:** June 05, 2009, 09:48:14 PM »

quote to invite your doom?

stevey · « **Reply #48 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:07:15 PM »

qtiyd

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #49 on:** June 05, 2009, 11:25:48 PM »

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