My favorite first page Kotaku comments, with my replies in bold.
"Obviously this design cleared with Square for Mallow likeness. Ahh, the memories of the true Mario RPG."
Mario and Luigi along with Paper Mario would like to have a word with you in that dank, dark alley.
"Okay, on a more mature note. When Cloud Mario farts, I wonder what comes out?"
An extra jump boost.
"An article I read recently said that each sip of drinking water contains numerous prescription drugs thanks to everyone and their mother being on something after seeing an ad telling them they needed to be on something. Then the leftovers of that something are flushed down the toilet. Could all those drugs being flushed away and Mario walking on clouds be connected? Stay tuned ..."
Because we all know that all the illegal drugs we flush down the toilet is automatically shipped to Kyoto at Nintendo's head office.
"I was as big a fan as anyone of Kuribo's Shoe and the Hammer Bros. suit, but IMO, Nintendo should limit Mario's power-ups to Starman, Mushroom, Fire Flower, and one well-integrated specialty per game (with my choice being Super Leaf/Raccoon, Mini Mushroom, or Ice Flower).
All these one-off suits just feel gimmicky to me and end up diluting the experience."
Nintendo makes millions off of these games, you don't. STFU and keep playing your NES.