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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #125 on: August 12, 2009, 05:05:15 AM »
Hahahahaha that's a good one. Love it.

Easycure was just about to post this, but I beat him to it ;)

Stanley Steemer Commercial

search criteria: dog wiping his butt commercial

Thanks BnM. I did like 2 searches on youtube and the commercial per se never came up.

Me TOO! ;) Didn't find it till i tried the almighty GOOGLE search :P, too bad BnM beat me to it ;)
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #126 on: August 16, 2009, 10:04:29 AM »
Good ole' protesters
Don't hate me, hate the money I see, clothes that I buy
Ice that I wear, clothes that I try....

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #127 on: August 17, 2009, 04:17:20 PM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #128 on: August 17, 2009, 04:23:32 PM »
That pic is just wrong.
Just a bundle of cuteness and fierceness.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #129 on: August 17, 2009, 04:24:47 PM »
That pic is just wrong.

which one :P
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #130 on: August 17, 2009, 04:51:31 PM »
All of the pics you posted EasyCure.
Just a bundle of cuteness and fierceness.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #131 on: August 17, 2009, 09:20:17 PM »
Good ole' protesters

I gotta try that some time!

Here's my contribution:


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2807838577_83cbed0126_o.jpg?t=1053139

Well done.  That may be the funniest thing i've seen all year.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #132 on: August 18, 2009, 07:38:18 AM »
All of the pics you posted EasyCure.

I can't take credit, that link was emailed to me from a friend and had me in tears at work. Looks like i gotta head over to whatever forum they were on, at least they look like the know how to have fun!
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #133 on: August 18, 2009, 02:26:24 PM »
That was great. That first pic with the bear is amazing.

I got a joke:

What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

You don't cry when you cut open a prostitute :)
« Last Edit: August 18, 2009, 02:27:59 PM by Kashogi Y. Stogi »
black fairy tales are better at sports

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2009, 02:33:38 PM »
That was great. That first pic with the bear is amazing.

I got a joke:

What's the difference between an onion and a prostitute?

You don't cry when you cut open a prostitute :)

Shouldn't that go in the Joke Thread?
speaking of that, I've been trying to compile all of the mexican jokes my friend has been sending me into one joke thread worthy bump.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #135 on: August 18, 2009, 02:34:35 PM »
Ya probably but I'm too lazy right now.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #136 on: August 18, 2009, 02:45:29 PM »
I'm not a Star Trek fan or anything, but this made me LOL


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The Olympic 4some
« Reply #137 on: August 18, 2009, 03:05:04 PM »


That one caught me off guard, I was thinking of the video where the guy runs into the horse during an event, but this was the complete opposite of that. LMAO

& just for the record, this is the video I was referring to



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I took this pic myself
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #139 on: August 18, 2009, 11:53:34 PM »
[insert obligatory wife joke here].
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #140 on: August 19, 2009, 05:42:03 AM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #141 on: August 19, 2009, 08:13:21 AM »
Ya probably but I'm too lazy right now.

Much like a mexican?

Don't you mean "just like a negro?"



If you laughed at this joke and you're not black or asian...>click here<
« Last Edit: August 19, 2009, 09:02:48 AM by BlackNMild2k1 »

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #142 on: August 19, 2009, 08:49:02 AM »
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #143 on: August 19, 2009, 08:55:40 AM »
did you follow the first link?

Jokes usually work better if you take it in as it is delivered :P
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #144 on: August 19, 2009, 11:24:47 AM »
did you follow the first link?

Jokes usually work better is you take it in as it is delivered :P

Is?

I somehow missed the first link
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #145 on: August 19, 2009, 11:27:35 AM »
is if

I fixed it now.

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #146 on: August 19, 2009, 05:59:52 PM »


Sorry for the low quality, my phone usually takes better pictures.
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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #147 on: August 20, 2009, 07:06:34 PM »

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Re: Random LOL of the day thread
« Reply #149 on: August 21, 2009, 08:22:39 PM »
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since the re is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... .leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
 

Should this go in The Joke Thread instead?