Topic: PREVIEWS: Personal Trainer: Meth

[King of Twitch]

Need to brush up on basic meth skills? Nintendo's latest Tweak Generations game is here to help.
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=27135.0

Correlating strongly with Nintendo's Brain Age and Big Brain Alchemy games, Personal Trainer: Meth seeks to improve basic meth abilities with fun and rewarding games. Personal Trainer: Meth features the Hundred-Flask Method pioneered by the in-game host, Akira Ogata. This method requires players to do back-to-back, fast-paced meth problems, including addition of ammonium chloride, subtraction of ephedrine, multiplication of crystalline hydrochloride salt, and division of red phosphorus. Starting with a 10x10 grid, with flasks populated along the top and left sides, players will need to perform the specified function and synthesize the correct chemicals without setting off a massive explosion or attracting attention from the nice family that lives next door. The exercise continues until all of the one hundred flasks are filled.

Players will be asked to perform daily meth drills in order to keep their euphoric state of mind fresh. The game will track attendance to the "Daily Test" and report this statistic to the player, along with 'speed' (ha, ha) and accuracy statistics. Excellent performance in any of the game's more than forty drills will net the player medals, which are also stored for the player to view anytime they are restless or going through withdrawal-induced insomnia.

Up to sixteen players can practice their meth skills together with just a single DS game card. Every player will be presented an instance of the 100-Flask quiz, and from there it is a race to the toothless finish.

Personal Trainer: Meth is available now at sketchy North American suburbs.

[ShyGuy]

[King of Twitch]

I didn't know Keith Richards was on that stuff

[Maverick]

Damn, and I was gonna make a T-Virus joke.

[ThePerm]

that looks like the crazy lady who walks around the bus stops in Tucson doing magic spells and wearing green pants and what used to be a white shirt

[EasyCure]

that looks like the crazy lady who walks around the bus stops in Tucson doing magic spells and wearing green pants and what used to be a white shirt

and throws cats?

[ThePerm]

she might occasionally toss an imaginary cat, but its hard to say what she's seeing at any given point. If there were a real cat in the vicinity she might toss that if she even notices it.