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Offline S-U-P-E-R

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**** animals
« on: November 17, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 01:26:10 PM »
Wow, just wow.

Is the cooking mama game that awesome?
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2008, 01:36:20 PM »
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2008, 01:39:56 PM »
Speaking of "**** animals", do a search for Mr Hands, or go to 2guys1horse.com - then get back to me.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2008, 02:17:59 PM »
My final score while preparing the turkey was 1,190.  Final score for the bonus tofu turk was 553.

Anyone beat that? ;D
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 03:31:05 PM »
Meaner than Mama! I love it.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 03:56:05 PM »
**** PETA and Green Peace, too while we're at it.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 04:16:46 PM »
OMFG! Mama is HARDCORE!
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 08:56:03 PM »
Did anyone else notice how the tofu levels are MUCH easier?
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 11:12:29 PM »
man, you don't even get to murder an animal. You get to handle a dead one, which might only gross out a 12 year old (which I guess describes PETA members pretty well actually)

Give me murder >:|

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 11:32:11 PM »
Yeah what a joke. Mind you turkey does taste pretty ****.

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2008, 12:45:07 AM »
I mean, as much as they pay in taxes and contribute to the communities, you'd think they would.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2008, 08:55:27 AM »
Meh, bring on NFK. Killing deer with a rocket launcher? Yes, please!

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2008, 02:44:08 PM »
rabicle, im guessing turkey sucks in aus. Turkey is the king of meat!

thperms meat rating

1 Turkey
2 Crab
3 Mutton
4 Steak
5 chicken
6 beef
7 pork

i'm sure other people have that order different

great material for a horror movie once you get to the video, but i really don't feel that sorry for the turkeys despite. I once caught about 20 crayfish and suffocated them. 1 survived and he is now my pet. his name is Fred. On the other hand i feel a little guilty about killing the crayfish, but only because they  didn't taste that great. I have a friend who is a supposedely a vegatarian, except she'll eat seafood. I asked her if she would eat alligator, and she said she would. She won't eat birds and mammals i guess now. Other animals with similar intelligence are game though, i guess because their not warm blooded?
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2008, 02:53:10 PM »
Steak is a cut of meat, Not a type of meat. Also, needs more venison.

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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2008, 02:54:31 PM »
Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2008, 02:57:38 PM »
Steak is a cut of meat, Not a type of meat. Also, needs more venison.

but steak tastes different then other parts of the cow and are different things at taco bell.

pigs heart is pretty good....except it has the most uneven flavor of anything i'v eaten. Sometimes it tastes like pork, steak, liver, etc..while your eating different slices of heart. Not just different hearts..the same heart.

if steak is on my list, so should bacon, bacon should be way up there.
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 03:16:11 PM »
Urk, I hate american style bacon, it's like crisps except made from meat, completely disgusting.

Also turkey tastes like wet cloth and horse is clearly the best meat.

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2008, 05:04:45 PM »
its all about the microwaved kittens man, mmm... mouth watering.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2008, 06:45:51 PM »
Pyro-necro-beastiality.

Yes Please.
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2008, 09:48:07 PM »
hold on KDR, not all American bacon is crispy. If you buy hill shire farms maple bacon it always comes out chewy instead of crispy. i hate crispy bacon, its gross. What got me hooked on bacon was wendy's bacon double cheeseburgers, because growing up my parents made it too frickin crispy(eier mit speck jeden tag) and i couldnt stand it. Turkey is hard to cook, the best part is the leg..i love a gigantic smoked turkey leg(makes me feel like Henry the 8th). i don't like the sandwich meat turkey they sale, just leftover thanksgiving meat turkey, which i agree would be like wet cloth if there wasn't mayonaise or miracle whip, which make it taste phenominol.

KDR, all i hear about horse is its stringy and muscular, i have yet to try it, but i don't have any attachment to horses like many Americans. So that wouldn't bother me. How is blood sausage?

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Re: **** animals
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2008, 04:30:21 AM »
Turkey tastes like woodchips. Seriously it's gotta be the most tastless of all the meats alongside crab, which, oh… I see now.

I prefer my birds to have some flavour. Duck, Pheasant and Chicken for life.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2008, 04:02:42 PM »
I love crab.  Soft shelled crab is definitely my favorite food.
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Re: **** animals
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2008, 07:48:50 PM »
rabicle and ddr are missing taste buds, crab has lots of flavor. You know Cats can't taste sweet, maybe your missing turkey and crab receptors

duck is damn good, needs to be on the list
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2008, 10:57:46 PM »
i just ate a big t-bone steak, was awesome
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