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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2008, 10:15:18 PM »
penicillin is your friend...
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2008, 03:24:33 PM »
I don't have any STD's (thank the lord), but last year there was a good three weeks to a month where I thought I had the HIV.

Needless to say, that's some scary ****.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2008, 12:45:54 AM »
So, this chick I kinda like came over with her friend today.  They walked in on me and a friend playing Guitar Hero, and I was on vocals.  Anyway, my friend left, and I had the girls come back for some GHWT action.  We jammed for a bit, and the friend left.  Naturally, the girl and I got in a wrestling match over my adhesive putty, and (as adhesive putty tends to make you) we got in to some pretty sexual positions over it.  She would later leave, defeated.

Point is, now I'M sad in my penis. . .and a little blue in the balls.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2008, 01:49:25 AM »
Fail. Did you kiss her at least?
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2008, 05:51:25 AM »
If it was blue i think you might have been doing it wrong...
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #30 on: November 14, 2008, 10:40:57 AM »
Quote from: RABicle on November 14, 2008, 01:49:25 AM
Fail. Did you kiss her at least?

No, it was one of those epic fails.


Quote from: Plugabugz on November 14, 2008, 05:51:25 AM
If it was blue i think you might have been doing it wrong...

Must have.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #31 on: November 14, 2008, 10:50:51 AM »
Don't worry, i'll get enough action tonight for the both of us.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2008, 02:04:11 PM »
I'm actually planning on seeing her tonight, but you do that.  Keep in mind, I'm a cuddler.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2008, 02:20:25 PM »
Cuddle: Check

at first i thought that read "keep me in mind" and i almost threw up, but thankfully you didnt cuz i hate throwing up.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2008, 03:48:18 PM »
That reminds me of a funny line I like to use.

"Try not to think of me next time your touching yourself"

It's a good way to tease a girl.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2008, 04:10:34 PM »
Quote from: Stogi on November 14, 2008, 03:48:18 PM
That reminds me of a funny line I like to use.

"Try not to think of me next time your touching yourself"

It's a good way to tease a girl.

Guess it depends on the girl :P
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2008, 04:18:01 PM »
I know you were joking but your actually right. Well half right....
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2008, 04:20:07 PM »
I don't think she was joking.  ;)
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2008, 04:29:18 PM »
Of course she's not. :D
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2008, 04:49:15 PM »
I'm just surprised she showed her face in this MANLY THREAD
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #40 on: November 14, 2008, 05:28:38 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 04:49:15 PM
I'm just surprised she showed her face in this MANLY DESPERATE THREAD
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #41 on: November 14, 2008, 06:46:38 PM »
Quote from: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 02:20:25 PM
Cuddle: Check

at first i thought that read "keep me in mind" and i almost threw up, but thankfully you didnt cuz i hate throwing up.

Before you go in just say, "I'd like dedicate this to nickmitch at the NWR forums. Viva la Funhouse!"

"Pyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #42 on: November 14, 2008, 08:02:29 PM »
Quote from: DAaaMan64 on November 14, 2008, 05:28:38 PM
Quote from: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 04:49:15 PM
I'm just surprised she showed her face in this MANLY DESPERATE THREAD

for you maybe, for me and (sorta) nickmitch its MANLY in that we're talking about our sexual conquests
 
Now if you'll excuse me i got a hot date with the little ms.

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Quote from: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 02:20:25 PM
Cuddle: Check

at first i thought that read "keep me in mind" and i almost threw up, but thankfully you didnt cuz i hate throwing up.

Before you go in just say, "I'd like dedicate this to nickmitch at the NWR forums. Viva la Funhouse!"

"Pyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"

the first part i'll do mentally, the second i'll repeat over and over as i set off the fireworks. Literal fireworks mind you, thats just how i roll.... well, me and Steve Byrne (Skip to 4:00 for the reference)
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.

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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2008, 02:10:56 AM »
Yes, that commercial is the biggest pile of fail I've seen in a while.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2008, 09:05:41 PM »
sinep
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2012, 04:58:37 PM »
I love how Perm's "I have nothing to offer but still wanted to post" post killed this thread.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2012, 06:40:37 PM »
Stogi is on an ancient bump archeology dig.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2012, 08:25:35 PM »
Well I am an anthropologist.
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2012, 12:20:09 PM »
Has that ever worked on chicks
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Re: New AC commercial makes me feel sad in my penis
« Reply #49 on: November 17, 2012, 07:49:54 PM »
Quote from: ThePerm on November 15, 2008, 09:05:41 PM
sinep

I see what you did there but almost didn't because it's so small
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Quote from: Caterkiller on June 21, 2013, 06:36:29 PM
February 07, 2003, 02:35:52 PM
EASYCURE: I remember thinking(don't ask me why) this was a blond haired, blue eyed, chiseled athlete. Like he looked like Seigfried before he became Nightmare.
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