I can't get back to the forums for a few days, and look what happens...
VOTE DECOYMAN
ORLY?
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CONGRATULATIONS! By casting a vote for the host, you've unwittingly unlocked the townies' last (and secret) win scenario, where the un-hittable, un-votable, and all-knowing host comes into the game and single-handedly destroys the mafia!
And you guys said this game wasn't balanced, psh...
VOTE LUCYHIT LINUSRESURRECT MARCIE AND PEPPERMINT PATTYWINNNNNNNNNP.S. - working on the wrap-up story now...