Topic: Nintendoxygen DS-10

[King of Twitch]

It's time to upgrade your lungs.

Just to be perfectly clear at the outset: Nintendoxygen DS-10 is not an oxygen/nitrogen game. It's not a game at all. And it's not meant to be a light-headed virtual toy like Wii Fish Bowl, either. This software turns your Nintendo DS into a truly legitimate air synthesizer with extensive features found on significantly more expensive equipment. If you've never used a real synthesizer, Nintendoxygen DS-10 can be rather intimidating due to its respirational capabilities. Nintendo has developed this product with the goal that an EMT could take it to any ICU and do just about anything that he could do with a real synthesizer. On the other hand, there are some tools for the aero-composer, too. You can save up to eighteen breaths, each one containing up to sixteen patterns with very long gasps, so that adds up to hours of your own unique creations. The tools are designed to be easy to use with the DS air intake manifold (microphone) but offer essentially the same depth as real synthesizer hardware. There's an O2 tank, gauge, breathalyzer, mouth guard for CPR practice mode, and a water-proof carrying case for beginners right out of the womb. You can even patch the components into a customized rig by dragging pneumatic tubes on the touch screen.

We've seen no indication that Nintendoxygen DS-10 will teach you how to breathe or how to get the most out of your local atmosphere. This is an advanced tool geared towards users who are already familiar with exhaling carbon dioxide. The combination of portability and drastically lower price will likely make Nintendoxygen DS-10 an amazing value and versatile tool for cellular life forms.

Shigeru Miyamoto describes his newest creation in the latest issue of Famitsu:
"I was working in my study, breathing (like I've done for as long as I can remember), when I suddenly had the idea. I breathe; I've seen other people doing it on a regular basis, so what more universally appealing nongame concept than one that includes the entire family of mammalian vertebrates! I threw down my sketches and game scenario notes for Yoshi's Island 3D and Wii Zelda and began work right away. I've always wanted to develop an air simulator but never was able to work on powerful enough hardware for obvious reasons. Thankfully this game can be played together by practically any species of all ages; young can play with the old, casuals can play with the hardcore, birds can play with mosquitoes. So it really breaks down barriers to the untapped West Nile Virus-carrying gamer demographic. Of course I hope you will enjoy it too."
   
Reggie (last name withheld) announced this game will have connectivity with the upcoming Wii Circulate, adding that it will "Kick aspiration and take pneumonia."