Well, I have apparently fallen into some serious money, so I'm sorry to say I won't have time for all of you "normies" anymore. I'll be too busy up in my swanky estate rolling in bitches. I received this in the (snail)mail today.
We are pleased to inform you of your winning in the second category JACKPORT DRAWS held on May 23rd 2008. Your Name was attached to the ticket number R0318P with the serial number A03730P which drew the lucky numbers 2-13-24-29-34-45.
You have therefore been approved of a lump sum payment of USD $590,000.00 (Five Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dollars) payable to you by CERTIFIED CHECK, and will be delivered to you by our special courier company. You are advised to contact your assigned claim agent ANDREW MAYER at 1-778-865-1266. Monday to Friday for further instructions on how to claim your winning.
Enclosed is a check to help you pay insurance or processing fees you may encounter. Please be advised, all prize money must be claimed no later than Aug 15th 2008. If you should decide not to claim your cash prize before this date, your cash prize will be returned to A & A SERVICES INC, for charity purpose.
GUARANTEED SAFE AND SECURE. American direct promotion is back by full authority and support of the American Government. Please help us by fulfilling all requirements accordingly as all procedures are confidential and are meant to protect our clients best interest. In order to avoid cases of misinterpretation and mishandling of prize monies, we advise you to keep your information confidential until you have received your winnings safely in your possession. Once again thank you for being part of our program and CONGRATULATIONS!
I'm so awesome I win lotteries I don't even enter! I even got a fancy SECURE CHECK for $3,467.00! Dayuuuuum.
The saddest part is, all of those typos up there? Not mine.
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