I BOUGHT THIS PADDLE. IT'S A WELL MADE PADDLE, NOT CHEAPLY MADE AT ALL. IT SPINS AND CAN BE USED FOR SPACE INVADERS, BUT LOL I DON'T HAVE SPACE INVADERS SO I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOOD OR NOT FOR SPACE INVADERS.
Hahaha. Yeah, as I was saying "Well, I don't have Space Invaders yet..." I realized the inherent silliness of this "look at my shiny paddle" video, but what the heck. People were legitimately curious about it, so I figured I'd show them what it's like.
Don't miss my next video, in which I buy a new game, tear the plastic off of it, and then tell you that I'll film myself playing it later because I don't have a Wii yet.
He's bald.
Technically, I have hair (full head of hair actually), but I shave my head really close out of preference, because I look (even more) absurd with hair. But I can live with bald. I have big, bald shoulders to carry the weight. Wait, what?