Author Topic: I am a lonely soul on this lonely sea of internet. (Read 13211 times)

Maverick · « **on:** July 08, 2008, 05:11:27 PM »

I just kicked my girlfriend out of my house. So I guess we're broken up now. To celebrate I signed up at eHarmony. To my shock and dismay I found I that I had not one single match.

**** you old dude!

vudu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:22:14 PM »

Do what Pro does--fixate on attractive video game characters to draw attention away from your crippling loneliness.

Maverick · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:25:13 PM »

Apparently this is Peach. Sign me up.

UltimatePartyBear · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:25:31 PM »

Good news! There's another service that specifically markets to weirdos that eHarmony can't match. I can't recall the name at the moment, though.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:25:36 PM »

lowered man beam?

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:27:39 PM »

craigslist

Maverick · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2008, 05:29:57 PM »

CraigsList is the Mos Eisley Cantina of the Interwebs.

EasyCure · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2008, 06:24:03 PM »

Quote from: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 05:25:13 PM

Apparently this is Peach. Sign me up.

looks like a sober Bad Girl from NMH

nickmitch · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2008, 07:02:14 PM »

She just needs a flaming baseball bat.

EasyCure · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2008, 07:51:42 PM »

and gimps. don't forget the gimps

Maverick · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2008, 08:33:57 PM »

Not a single "I am sorry for your loss."? Pfft, see if I ever make a stealth-emo thread here again, jackasses.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2008, 08:38:47 PM »

It's you who walked in here dressed as a bulls-eye.

Maverick · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2008, 08:44:15 PM »

I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2008, 08:46:41 PM »

SNUH-UH Shift Key

Caliban · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM »

If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web.
Good luck.

nickmitch · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2008, 09:26:18 PM »

I hear there's a show on the MTV about dating mothers, if you're in to chubby, potentially unattractive milfs.

DAaaMan64 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2008, 09:56:00 PM »

Quote from: Caliban on July 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM

If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web.
Good luck.

WoW

DUH

EasyCure · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:24:50 PM »

Quote from: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 08:44:15 PM

I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.

you already got sympathy from us for the Mr. Mcfucknuts incident. You only get one a year, deal before we start calling you Maveric again

ShyGuy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2008, 10:33:51 PM »

I thought you were married. Was this your girlfriend on the side?

bustin98 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2008, 11:13:10 PM »

There's a few folks I wish to consider 'friends'. Maybe I'm alone in this. Maybe it explains the weird itch I've had since returning from Uncle Bob's neck of the woods.

Maverick · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2008, 02:27:26 AM »

Quote from: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 10:24:50 PM

Quote from: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 08:44:15 PM
I'm just kidding. I know you all don't give a rats ass about my personal life, nor do I any of yours. The internet is for pornography, game related news, and spouting off clever one-liners in response to legitimate attempts at knowledgeable debate.

you already got sympathy from us for the Mr. Mcfucknuts incident. You only get one a year, deal before we start calling you Maveric again

It was Pale who dropped the C, not the K. He has since corrected his mistake, for fear of ~~retaliation~~ great justice.

Quote from: ShyGuy on July 08, 2008, 10:33:51 PM

I thought you were married. Was this your girlfriend on the side?

Wasn't me. We were living together though, obviously, until this morning.

Quote from: Caliban on July 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM

If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web.
Good luck.

I still regard the "nerdy but still attractive" girl as a fabricated myth sewn by nerds to spread a sense of failure for those who have not found a woman who holds the same interests as us. They don't exist, there is no way in hell there are girls out there who play video games and watch Sci-Fi/Action movies almost exclusively, while listening to Rock music. There's just no way in hell.

Shift Key · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2008, 04:37:10 AM »

Quote from: DAaaMan64 on July 08, 2008, 08:46:41 PM

SNUH-UH Shift Key

YOUR MOTHER

Caliban · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:26:08 AM »

Quote from: Maverick on July 09, 2008, 02:27:26 AM

Quote from: Caliban on July 08, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
If Maverick is a geek/nerd lover I'm certain there is at least one geek/nerd matchmaking site out there on the World Wide Web.
Good luck.

I still regard the "nerdy but still attractive" girl as a fabricated myth sewn by nerds to spread a sense of failure for those who have not found a woman who holds the same interests as us. They don't exist, there is no way in hell there are girls out there who play video games and watch Sci-Fi/Action movies almost exclusively, while listening to Rock music. There's just no way in hell.

I did say "good luck" didn't I? lol. Maybe you're just livin' in the wrong country.

Shift Key · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:40:37 AM »

Quote from: Maverick on July 08, 2008, 08:33:57 PM

Not a single "I am sorry for your loss."? Pfft, see if I ever make a stealth-emo thread here again, jackasses.

Take your emo-ness to Myspace so it can be contained and avoided easily. Unless that sort of thing is your bag.

Caliban · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2008, 09:42:47 AM »

Quote from: DAaaMan64 on July 08, 2008, 09:56:00 PM

WoW

DUH

Hahahaha I never considered WoW as a macthmaking service, but in the practicality of one of its functions it is.

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Author Topic: I am a lonely soul on this lonely sea of internet. (Read 13211 times)