So the men's bathroom is full so I use the womens instead, and what do I see? Bill motherfuckin' Clinton sittin' next to me. A thoroughly used pink GBA SP complete with Mario Kart Super circuit for your my playing pleasure.
If nobody calls for this within' the next week or so, I'll probably hold on to Mario Kart, but if anyone wants dibs on the roughed up communist SP, let me know.