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Duke Nukem Forever
« on: June 08, 2008, 03:06:39 AM »
Blurry in-game footage of the most vaporware title of all time.





The video comes from a new internet show:

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2008, 03:44:05 AM »
Crooked off-screen footage.  Woohoo.  3DR just loves to tease us. )X
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 01:24:40 PM »
The Duke LIVES!
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 03:45:05 PM »
Sorry, the Dopefish ate him.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 05:37:23 PM »
It's a step up from the teaser we got a few months ago.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 06:09:47 PM »
Does anyone still care? I get the feeling people want Duke Nukem Forever to come out just so they can bash it for taking so long to release. 3D Realms should have just formally canceled the game then picked up development when they were ready to work on it again. Now, people are just aching to see it fail.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 07:52:55 PM »
Does anyone still care?
Yes.  Many Duke fans still do.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 09:06:18 PM »
Does anyone still care?
Yes.  Many Duke fans still do.

And hopefully for the developers those fans are still in the millions... that will buy the game. No piracy allowed.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2008, 03:59:40 PM »
IGN's Gamescoop interviewed the Crackle guy who played the game. He said the main thing is that this is Duke. It took him back so many years ago to when he played the first Duke game, which was good for him.

My only experience is on the 64, so I'm sure it'll be different for me.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2008, 08:09:16 PM »
I'm going to buy this game just so I can srhink things and then punt them.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 07:53:13 PM »
I expect to have a hard time telling reality from this game with how long its been in developement.   In fact the women should be realler then my wife.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 10:13:50 PM »
I expect to have a hard time telling reality from this game with how long its been in developement.   In fact the women should be realler then my wife.

This is one of the funniest things I have read on these boards. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2008, 10:52:54 PM »
The game's entire existence is just a hoax created for tax write-off purposes.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 11:30:54 AM »
It's shaping up quite well

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2010, 04:16:40 PM »
I'll believe it when I see it.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2010, 04:49:14 PM »
After 3D Realms folded, Take-Two Interactive did say they intended to continue the game on their own.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2010, 05:12:42 PM »
I'm with Morari.  It ain't real until I can go to the store and hold a copy of it in my hands.

But then Chinese Democracy eventually came out.  You never know.

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2010, 06:06:16 PM »
I won't believe it until I've installed the game and see the title screen.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2010, 06:08:03 PM »
Everybody: continues waiting....

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2010, 08:37:57 PM »
That Myan calendar is looking more and more accurate everyday.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2010, 09:58:04 PM »
Why do we still care about this game.  Every interesting thing this game did will probably have already been done in a later game. 

Though, if 3D Realms could get the original level design of the game that was almost completed.   Then some of the original source code, they may be able to quickly create a game using an existing engine and art and create a cool game.  They could even have a special edition everyone will buy if it had the original almost completed game from way back when. 

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2010, 10:11:48 PM »
I wonder if gamestop will honor my preorder slip from 1998

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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2010, 01:20:06 AM »
I wonder what would happen if someone tried to cash in a Babbage's preorder for this game.
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Re: Duke Nukem Forever
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2010, 02:44:27 AM »
Why do we still care about this game.

Because I can go back and play Duke Nukem 3d right now and it'd still be insanely fun. Games like that simply are not made any more. It's all boring realism or cliched console-kiddy stuff. If it's not Halo or Call of Duty, it doesn't get made nowadays. Duke Nukem hails from a much better time in gaming, and the hope is that at least a little piece of that can be brought into the modern age. Duke Nukem 3D was very innovative when it was released. Sure, it was still using sprites in a time after Quake had been released, but the level of interactivity was amazing. The humor and over-the-top gameplay only further solidified it within everyone's memories.

Now look what I've done. I have to go dig out my Duke Nukem 3D disc and install it. It looks better than ever nowaydays, thanks to the eDuke engine mod and new fan-made textures/models. ;)
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