GAH! Awesome to have you back! You should get back on the staff... With 7.x reviews on great Nintendo games, we need more 10/10's like the Mario Tennis. 
Sure thing. Here's my recap of Super Smash Bros Brawl
Graphics: 10
Gameplay: 10
Sounds: Loud
Better than Swimming in Draino: 10
Marquis de Sade: 120 Days of Sodom
Control: 6.2
Overall (not an average, nor a median, nor a root, sin, cosine, or secant): Pi
Hope that was informative.