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Kairon is in my bathroom
« on: April 10, 2008, 03:58:55 AM »
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2008, 04:02:02 AM »
Get a bunch of 3rd party display boxes and lay them in a trail in front of him which leads to your dungeon, then lock him away with a bunch of Nintendo first party games.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2008, 06:42:08 AM »

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2008, 08:21:58 AM »
go in and seduce him.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2008, 09:39:26 AM »
No, let him seduce you.  That's more fun.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2008, 10:31:06 AM »
Shoot him in the nuts. Make sure to have a towel on hand to clean up.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2008, 10:45:47 AM »
How did this happen? HOW DID YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2008, 10:52:03 AM »
Lock the door and put warm plums in the keyhole.

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2008, 11:36:04 AM »
Whatever you do, film it, put it on youtube, post it in the youtube thread, laugh at it with the rest of us :)
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2008, 12:45:27 PM »
A. Kindly ask him to leave
B. Invite him to tea
C. Put it in

I will see if anyone gets that reference.

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2008, 12:51:48 PM »
so did he ever come out???
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2008, 01:04:17 PM »
oohhboy is mean. Did you ever see Deliverance? How about Misery? Do your parents beat you?

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2008, 07:09:27 PM »
I saw Rambo 4 and I am forever changed. They didn't make me a sadist. The sadist was in me all along.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2008, 07:42:44 PM »
A. Kindly ask him to leave
B. Invite him to tea
C. Put it in

I will see if anyone gets that reference.

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2008, 12:21:07 AM »
Now he's in my living room.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2008, 01:00:24 AM »
Is that where the trap is set?
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2008, 01:18:22 AM »
Tried Raid?
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2008, 02:16:39 AM »
KAIRON COME FORTH AND DEFEND YOURSELF

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2008, 02:20:05 AM »
KAIRON COME FORTH AND DEFEND YOURSELF

Clearly his absence in this thread vindicates MegaByte's claim...
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2008, 10:47:15 AM »
Now he's in my bedroom.

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2008, 12:59:31 PM »
I TOLD YOU TO SHOOT HIM IN THE NUTS. NOW HE WILL START NESTING. The towel was to stop him reconstituting himself.

Now you have to burn down your house. Mostly for insurance purposes.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2008, 04:42:30 PM »
Now he's in my bedroom.

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Only if MegaByte confirms in his next post that Kairon has commandeered the bed!
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2008, 04:46:14 PM »
I was smart and had my apartment sprayed for Kairons months ago.
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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2008, 10:45:37 PM »
I was smart and had my apartment sprayed for Kairons months ago.
Me too, but it took a while to take effect.  Everything's good now though.

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Re: Kairon is in my bathroom
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2008, 10:52:45 PM »
So THAT'S what Kairon looks like. I need to update my files...