Topic: I HATE LAX

[Svevan]

You know we do have peanut butter in Australia... We hold BBQs too. And Shyguy oh wait you're being sarcastic LOL

I figured you probably did.  Its just very American by my understanding...

I have noticed taht americans have a RABID ENTHUSIASM for peanut butter. Like, the pb Twix bars and I'm prettys ure I was at the cafe and some woman asked for it in her coffee or milkshake or someshit.

I noticed that Australians have a rabid distaste for peanut butter: I offered RAB a PB and J sandwich, and he said "no, I'll just use jelly." HE PUT JELLY ON TWO PIECES OF WHEAT BREAD AND ATE IT.

[EasyCure]

hey at least he used jelly, it coulda been worse right?

I know a girl who thinks of ghost, she'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese, she don't use jelly or any of these. She uses vaseline.

[vudu]

do you have any money left over for a good ol' american whore?

American sluts are cheaper. 

[EasyCure]

or he could get a freebie from a trusting crack-whore..

[Ceric]

You know we do have peanut butter in Australia... We hold BBQs too. And Shyguy oh wait you're being sarcastic LOL

I figured you probably did.  Its just very American by my understanding...

I have noticed taht americans have a RABID ENTHUSIASM for peanut butter. Like, the pb Twix bars and I'm prettys ure I was at the cafe and some woman asked for it in her coffee or milkshake or some****.

On that note I spent a summer semester eating mostly Bacon Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper and Peanut Butter Milkshakes for lunch...

[Caliban]

On that note I spent a summer semester eating mostly Bacon Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper and Peanut Butter Milkshakes for lunch...

I hope you don't have heart problems, I really do hope not.

[Ceric]

On that note I spent a summer semester eating mostly Bacon Cheeseburger Hamburger Helper and Peanut Butter Milkshakes for lunch...

I hope you don't have heart problems, I really do hope not.

Funny you say that.  I was rejected from getting life insurance simply because my cholesterol was to low...

[Caliban]

That's odd, Ceric. Are you certain that was the only reason they denied you from Life Insurance, I mean you can still have heart problem if your blood pressure isn't fine, or it could have been something else that I'm certain even your family doctor could help you get the insurance.

[ShyGuy]

Where in the world is Rabicle Sandiego?

[DAaaMan64]

thank you

[Ceric]

That's odd, Ceric. Are you certain that was the only reason they denied you from Life Insurance, I mean you can still have heart problem if your blood pressure isn't fine, or it could have been something else that I'm certain even your family doctor could help you get the insurance.

I called up the Life insurance company and we went through all the test results and all of them were great except the low cholesterol.  I went to the family doctor and got a letter so I can get life insurance now but my wife took forever to get the paper to the insurance, I ended up taking it to fax it, and it went in the wash... I need to get another copy...

Also ....

Where in the world is Rabicle Sandiego?

[DAaaMan64]

EVEN YOUTUBE DOESN'T KNOW

[Shift Key]

Where in the world is Rabicle Sandiego?

Spoke with him today. He's across the border in Canada now, managed to lose his credit card and sponged some money off fellow tourists as a result.

[ShyGuy]

Canada? He's dead to me now.

[EasyCure]

Where in the world is Rabicle Sandiego?

Spoke with him today. He's across the border in Canada now, managed to lose his credit card and sponged some money off fellow tourists as a result.

sponged? i've never heard that expression... is it dirty?

[Dasmos]

in australia it's common to exchange sponge baths for money, gave my first one at 13 and scored myself $15. that's how i used to earn pocket money.

[EasyCure]

oh ok, as long as RAB wasn't giving reach-arounds. I'd lose respect if he did

[bustin98]

LOL! I can't tell if you're joking or not. Maybe I should google it...

I took 'sponged' as another term for 'begged'.

[RABicle]

hey at least he used jelly, it coulda been worse right?

I know a girl who thinks of ghost, she'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese, she don't use jelly or any of these. She uses vaseline.

I know a guy who, goes to shows. When he's at home and he blows his nose. But he don't use tissues, or his sleeve. He don't use napkins or any of these he uses magazines.

And yes. I slept with a girl and she lent me $40 and paid for the room. The $40 got me lunch and to Canada via the Por Angeles ferry with $7 to spare.

[DAaaMan64]

LOL that sounds like victory to me!

[ShyGuy]

What did you have for lunch?

[DAaaMan64]

Hope you didn't catch anything. *shivers*

[EasyCure]

hey at least he used jelly, it coulda been worse right?

I know a girl who thinks of ghost, she'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast. But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese, she don't use jelly or any of these. She uses vaseline.

I know a guy who, goes to shows. When he's at home and he blows his nose. But he don't use tissues, or his sleeve. He don't use napkins or any of these he uses magazines.

And yes. I slept with a girl and she lent me $40 and paid for the room. The $40 got me lunch and to Canada via the Por Angeles ferry with $7 to spare.

i was wondering when someone would pick up on that. Just for it, i'll keep all respect i have for you no matter how many reach arounds you give!

[RABicle]

I heard some guys talking about reach arounds in Portland too!

What did you have for lunch?

*enter diatribe about American cafés not offering anything substantial. And that no matter where you are Starbucks is always the closest available food outlet.*
Like a croissant which I have learnt are simply sold cold without anything in them here and a terrible terrible starbucks coffee. Seriously as I watched teh girl pouring it I felt like asking her if it was amateur hour or something. No holding swirling the milk or getting the air out, no holding the cup while pouring and worst of all, using a teaspoon to control milk flow. Being a barista isn't hard but she couldn't get a single bit right.


Also, I should straighten it up now, despite the story being better as stated, while I may have slept with a woman in Seattle we didn't have sex. (And christ sakes DAaaMan I woulda worn a condom if I did)

[DAaaMan64]

YOU DIDN'T SCREW HER?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just jokin'. I don't recommend screwing random girls.  However I'm curious where this girl lived that she thought you needed a hotel.  Just curious man.