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Offline NWR_pap64

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Re: Dogs
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 01:27:49 AM »
I have two dogs: Tuki and Gordo

Both are mutts, but I love them dearly. Tuki has a short stub for a tail and has been with us for years. Gordo is, well, pretty fat but has a rather beautiful cream coat (especially for a mutt).

Oh yes, we have a third dog, but he is SO annoying that I can't help but not claim him as my own.

See, a few months back this pup arrived at our house hungry and missing fur. We didn't want to keep him, but we felt bad for him. So we fed him and treated his wounds, and thus became healthy. Since then he's been a mayor pain in the ass...

He's the canine equivalent of the unwanted guest that doesn't want to leave. He sleeps in the front porch like he owns the place, makes a HUGE mess of it and poops and pisses everywhere. The problem with this is that the front porch overlooks the street in town, meaning that EVERYONE sees what he does, and it annoys the HELL out of us, especially since we have to clean it up 2 or 3 times!

One day he had the nerve to bring in a dead...something. Seriously, that thing was so rotten and deformed that we had no idea what it was. So yeah, the bastard nearly brought the plague into the house...

Not only that, he has the tendency of prancing around the NEIGHBOR'S yard. Its one thing that he craps and pisses in our house, but if he ever DARES to go next door and use it as a bathroom...he is GONE.

Finally, he makes it impossible for the cat to come in at night. See, we also have 2 cats. The oldest one likes to take a walk after dark, so we let him out and he returns home safely in the morning. Since the dog moved in, though, its been harder for him to come home because the dog goes after him.

He hasn't done anything to him, but if he lays one paw on him he is gone...

All of us realize that we can't take care of him because he's too much of a hassle. He's clearly a field dog where he can run around and have fun. He can't do that in the front porch. We don't want to toss him like a piece of garbage, and the town doesn't have an animal shelter. We have had people offer us to take him off our hands...But its all BS.

We are trying to bear it, but every time I see that mutt I just get angry...God I want to get rid of him.
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Re: Dogs
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2008, 02:12:27 PM »
I have two dogs

Stelle: A German Sheperd Sheltie mix

and

Sasha: A Chow, Lab, mix with a touch of either Pitbull or boxer in her.

Stelle is a smart bitch and has learned to break board on our wooden fence to get out of the yard, and she is like 30 pounds or less.  Sasha is lazy but somehow self taught herself to "shake" and be potty trained. 

Both are being re-crate trained because of Stelle's escape artist ways.