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Offline Darkheart

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What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« on: March 19, 2008, 11:38:03 PM »
Has anyone here had any experience either as a volunteer with  Umbrella corps or an organization that used Umbrella icorps volunteers? I have been interested in participating for several months, but I really need more information that the website just doesn't offer.

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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 12:15:30 AM »
"Umbrella Corporation, Our business is life itself."

Your on the fast track to success my friend.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 12:18:47 AM »
I hear they have a great health care plan that extends your life beyond what other companies offer.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 12:33:20 AM »
I hear they may have a had a few safety incidents recently.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 12:02:25 PM »
Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him.  Tasty.

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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 01:49:31 PM »
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 02:27:24 PM »
I heard they have an excellent fitness program.  People who get involved in their activities tend to disappear for years on end and return ripped as hell.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 02:39:32 PM »
Wesker is my hero.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 02:58:55 PM »
I heard their healthcare plan is done completely in-house with no options to opt out of the plan.  That just doesn't sit well with me.
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 03:03:57 PM »
That they don't appear in Brawl...
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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 03:08:36 PM »
They've failed to kill 1-5 people that completely spoil their plans on several occurrences over a time period of about 10 years.  How's that for efficiency?  If I were you I'd reconsider the mission.

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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 03:09:30 PM »
WHERE IS BARRY YOU FUCKERS?!?!?!?!

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Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 10:04:24 PM »
I used to work for those losers, but then I left the company when things got all weird. They don't pay worth a damn either.
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