Following the exciting events of where we left off, the second movie picks up where the last one left off.
Luke has become King of the Ewoks and they have set up a model republic similar to the teachings of Plato. However, one ewok named Napolean kills his brother Snowball and assumes control of his family's fortune and uses it to amass a great army. With it, he crosses the Rubicon river that serves as a boundary of the Ewok capitol and abolishes the Republic to set up his own Ewok Empire. Luke, realizing that he has been acting as a monarchy in a Republic state that has now turned strongly to Fascism, wisely decides to flee the planet of Endor.
However, as a sign of his strenght of rulership, Napolean wants Luke caught to make an example of him. Luke however, engages in some awesome CGI fight scenes and makes it to his X-Wing and escapes. But the Ewoks are persistant and attach really long leaves to their hands and then flap them wildly to start flying in pursuit of Luke. A few others use catapults to fling them into the air after his ship. So, as Ewoks begin landing on his ship and tearing it to peices with some dull rocks and dry twigs, Luke decides he better activate his secret weapon.
Back on the Death Star, the crate Luke left behind blows up and from the smoke emerges RD-2D codenamed Darkheart. Well, Darkheart starts tapping into the Death Star's controls and sends it into hyperspace. R2-D2 receives orders from Luke to fire the cannon and destroy Endor. Unfortunately, because of the events from the last movie, the Empire has put people who are competant in their jobs on the Death Star to run it. Due to this, many IT guys realize that someone is hacking into the system and track the source down to the storage room R2-D2 is in. An army of stormtroopers bust in and start shooting at R2-D2. One laser hits a circut board that cause R2-D2 to fry. This also has the consequence shorting out the Death Star controls.
In space past Endor, Luke is still trying to evade the Ewoks. He watches in amazement as the Ewoks fashion air masks from some grass and pine tar as well as the fact that the Ewoks are able to flap fast enough to chase his ship and fire slingshots at him. Suddenly, the Death Star flies by him, still going at hyperspeed. It clips the Ewoks in pursuit of Luke, obliterating them. Then with an incredible boom, the Death Star collides straight into Endor, instantly killing all Ewoks in the city crushed between the two great land masses. The force is so great that it tears off an incredible chunk of Endor's crust allowing it's molten core to start bubbling to the surface. The Death Star crushes itself into a rectangular shape with metal flying everywhere and explosions rupturing all parts of it. Then the molten core starts eating through the Death Star until it reaches the Reactor core setting off an explosion that destroys both the Death Star but the planet Endor as well.
This sends out a shockwave of epic proportions accross the galaxy. Since the Death Star collided at such great speeds with the planet, it actually moved the planet out of orbit. Because of this, the shockwave from the explosion was much closer to nearby planets than it would have been if the orbit stayed where it was before. Due to this closeness, the shockwave then sent other planets off their orbits and chaos begin to develop in the galaxy as gravity began to get shifted around.
The shockwave also took Luke for a ride and carried him far off into the galaxy. When the shockwave finally passed, Luke found himself floating in space in a damaged ship with only one lonely planet nearby. Luke did what he could to repair the ship, wishing so much his beloved R2 unit was there to help him. But alas, Darkheart was just a simple townie, now dead and gone in a terrific explosion. Once he had done all that he could, Luke then set a rocky flight path to the only planet nearby, the planet Dagobah.
On Coruscant, the Jedi Council was convening to figure out why their plans were constantly being thwarted and so many Jedi were dying. Yoda began the meeting by telling how dark the future is. Unseen foes there are. Impossible to tell who may be behind these dark deeds. At that moment, Darth Vader's phone rang. Yoda turned in annoyance over to the large man sitting next to him. Off I asked your cell phones to be. Listen to me, you did not.
Everyone in the room looked at Darth Vader. It was silent except for his heavy breathing. Yes. Sorry Master Yoda but I really need to take care of this call. Opening his cell phone, Vader began speaking. What is thy bidding, my master? [silence] What's that? [silence] Bah. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force. [silence] You don't know the power of the dark side! [silence] I find your lack of faith disturbing! [silence] Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses. Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory. Don't fail me again, Admiral. [silence] The Jedi? No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself. Then he hung up the phone.
Silence lingered in the air, broken only by Vader's rhythmic breathing. Looking around the room, Vader saw every Jedi staring at him with their lightsaber's ignited. Found our traitor we have, said Yoda. Nooooooooooooo screamed Vader and he leapt through a window falling down to the planet's surface. Slowly his descent with the force before hitting the ground, Vader lightly landed on his feet and ran into the many polluted alley's. Making sure no one was following him, Darth Vader opened a secret passageway and went in. Name? ordered a voice. Darth Vader. Password? Shyguy. With that, another set of doors opened and Vader made his way through and entered the office of a high ranking Imperial Officer.
You have failed, boomed a voice. No, my lord, answered Vader. He then explained the destruction of Endor and the Death Star but mentioned that Luke had escaped and the Imperial Fleet was searching through the asteroids that once made up Endor for a sign of Luke. I wasn't referring to the search for Luke, said the voice, I was referring to your identity being comprised in the Jedi council. Now we can not thwart their plans or mislead them. You are no longer of use to use.
With that, Vader was suddenly lifted into the air by means of a magnetic crane. It carried Vader over to a metal crusher and dropped him in. Just for once, let me look at your face with my own eyes, cried Vader as the walls started to close around him. Um, no, came the answer. As you wish, said Vader who was then crushed into a dial-up Internet connector. In this way, Vader was killed by the Empire. Even though he was an regular townie, he had done much in his life to slow down the Jedi. Now, in his death, he would still slow them down as they tried to surf the internet.
Back at Mos Eisly, The Bounty Hunter was enjoying the respect and fear being shown to him by all the townsfolk. Word had spread fast as to who he was and what he could do. As such, no one wanted to mess with him or displease him. The Bounty Hunter decided to see just how far he coudl go in this town. So, he pulled out a blaster and shot an alien by the name of KashogiStogi. Even though he was an innocent townie, The Bounty Hunter decided to take him into the sheriff anyways for a bounty. Too terrified to speak, the sheriff handed over something for the innocent man. The Bounty Hunter smiled to himself. There was nothing he couldn't do now. He pondered what to do with his new found power.
Meanwhile, with a camera wipe, the movie goes back to Luke now landing on Dagobah.