I married my dream girl.
But, she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So now, instead of living in a pleasant suburb,
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.
No, we can’t get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted
On some old credit card
If we’d gone to Nintendo World Report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.
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