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Offline UncleBob

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Well, I married my dream girl,
« on: March 02, 2008, 10:27:05 AM »
I married my dream girl.
But, she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So now, instead of living in a pleasant suburb,
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.
No, we can’t get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted
On some old credit card
If we’d gone to Nintendo World Report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2008, 05:24:17 PM »
As long as you dont advertise credit sites we wouldn't have these problems.
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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2008, 05:26:38 PM »
If Crimm is a forum nazi, Pale must be the forum's Hitler.

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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2008, 05:28:10 PM »
I married my dream girl.
But, she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So now, instead of living in a pleasant suburb,
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dad’s.
No, we can’t get a loan
for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted
On some old credit card
If we’d gone to Nintendo World Report dot com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.

Offer applies with enrollment in the "Crimm is a forum nazi" Club.

Even though this is supposed to be funny, I find some truth to this.

Most guys I know are so hung up on getting the perfect dream girl that logic escapes them and don't do a background check on her.

That would be both funny and sad if it ever happened!
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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2008, 06:01:32 PM »
Most guys I know are so hung up on getting the perfect dream girl that logic escapes them and don't do a background check on her.

We ARE talking about girls and not pre-owned vehicles, right?
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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2008, 06:25:28 PM »
Most guys I know are so hung up on getting the perfect dream girl that logic escapes them and don't do a background check on her.

We ARE talking about girls and not pre-owned vehicles, right?

Girls, cars, same thing.
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Re: Well, I married my dream girl,
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 12:03:35 PM »
Not true. I know girls that break down far more often.

And that song is from a commercial, if anyone didn't know.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2008, 12:16:27 PM by Smash_Brother »
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