Hey everybody. Last night was bad, but could have been worse. Suzie should have been protecting Khush, but at least she took out a mafia member. Her protection is what saved him the night before when the mafia tried the same dad-blamed thing. I'll explain, but...
First I wanted to apologize to 18 Days, I'm sorry I went after you so aggressively. But if the vote is between you and vudu (someone I've been in contact with, and trust), I'm going to have to back vudu, even if you're ALSO innocent. Further, your logic was spotty at best, and plain out wrong at worst. Plus, a plan you weren't aware of further compounded the confusion of the situation. Let me explain.
Why should we expose Calvin's Dad when the Calvinball Brigade already knew who he was? That move only benefits the mafia, then, who don't know for sure who he is. If they don't know for sure who he is, then he can use his protection on others as opposed to just protecting himself constantly. The idea of exposing him for all to know was just plain idiotic, and positively reeked of amateurish mafia maneuvering. Maybe you were being manipulated by mafia. I don't know. All I know is that your plan sucked pretty hard.
But don't stop reading now. The story gets better. I'm going to explain what's been going on the past few nights with the night actions, and why Spiff killed no one two nights ago, and killed his ally, Hobbes, last night. How do I know the things I'm about to divulge to you? Simple. I'm Spaceman Spiff. It's ok, the only people who didn't know this are the townies, so I want let you in on the secret.
The mafia has a character named Rosalyn. Every night, Rosalyn can swap the targets of two characters. Read the rules, I'm not going to re-explain it for everyone here. Anyways, since the VERY beginning, when Khush revealed himself as Hobbes, Rosalyn's been wreaking havoc in the Calvinball Brigade's plans. It started the first night, I believe, when Rosalyn started making it so that Khush couldn't trust the results of his investigations. Then, the second night, they somehow found me, and swapped my targets with (probably) one of their mafia members (lockjaw?), who was targeting Khush. The result? I attempted to hit Khush. Seeing as he was protected (by both Calvin's Dad AND Suzie, I believe), the "blast hit absolutely no one." Khush also got strange results from his investigation. The next day, they did it again. Except this time, neither Calvin's Dad NOR Suzie were protecting Khush, and the hit went through.
From an objective standpoint, the mafia made a brilliant maneuver. However, they don't know how close they've been coming to death since Day Two. I'm going to post my Targets I've sent to thatguy for the past few days. See below:
Day 2: "So, we have: 18 Days, Crimm, Patchkid as our lucky contestants tonight."
Day 3: "Time for some targets, eh wot? Crimm, Patchkid, Bustin98"
As you've seen, two of my hits for the past two nights have come true as mafia. They've been dodging bullets every night, thanks to Rosalyn. Now, that last name on the list may send some ripples through the ranks. I'm sorry, Bustin, but when someone just drops out of contact when someone asks the wrong question, that starts the suspicion. Then when I see you online last night for over an hour, with someone I KNOW is another mafia member, that cements it.
So, here's the new plan, out in plain sight for all to see. I'm not going to use my hits again until Rosalyn is dead. You made me kill my friend, and now we're going to have to deal with you. We're going to do this the old-fashioned way now: through votes.
Now... Get in contact with me if you want to win this game. Specifically, I'm looking for Stupendous Man. Time to step up. Endgame is approaching.
Spiff out. End transmission.