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RIP CRIMM
« on: December 21, 2007, 07:55:50 PM »
He'll die in pretty soon, IIRC.  His job, I mean.  His job. He expires.  We're going to throw him out like bad lettuce on moldy bread with rancid cheese and hardened ketchup.  No, this sandwich has not appreciated in value, Dr. Zoidberg.

Unless he makes full time staff if he wants to, but that doesn't count.  So this thread is to mourn and eulogize Crimm.

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 08:00:22 PM »
I'm not going anywhere.  Regardless of what happens at the end of my term I'm still gonna hang around here far more often than I should.  Besides, I'm pretty sure Ty has to get back to work before I stop cranking out Community Round-ups.


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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 08:30:16 PM »
Well, I'm pretty sure you're dead to us.  Dead.  To. Us.

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 03:19:23 AM »
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Well, I'm pretty sure you're dead to us.  Dead.  To. Us.


Crimm's been dead to me for a long time...
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2007, 04:40:55 AM »
This a freaking morbid topic. I can't take anymore loss in my life since losing Karl. (sniff)

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2007, 05:29:46 AM »
Losing Karl isn't a real big loss.  

Besides, he's still listed on the Staff Page, so I don't think he's officially gone quite yet.
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2007, 05:33:35 AM »
So who's delivering the first eulogy?

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2007, 07:20:22 AM »
I hate you all.
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2007, 10:21:04 AM »
We love you enough to have a funeral service, isn't that grand enough?  Maybe you'll reincarnate into staff if your followed your dharma well enough.  Maybe the internet isn't for Buddhism.  Who knows?

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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2007, 10:23:37 AM »
My official last day is a week from Monday (December 31st). And the reason I haven't been taken off the staff page early is because Jonny is still waiting on my last two reviews (which, from the way things are going, will probably go up on Dec. 31st at 11:59 PM).
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2007, 10:30:22 AM »
I think Crimm did a good job beside the fact he still has raise the pm inbox limit like we ask of him months ago, it's such a pain when you have over 117 message and really need to send them out fast in mafia game...



and he never bought back the hawtness thread....





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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2007, 10:36:49 AM »
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My official last day is a week from Monday (December 31st). And the reason I haven't been taken off the staff page early is because Jonny is still waiting on my last two reviews (which, from the way things are going, will probably go up on Dec. 31st at 11:59 PM).


Wow, what a great day for news. Crimm is going and so is Viewtiful! So when do we get this party started?
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2007, 12:32:03 PM »
Right after you're banned.
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2007, 02:44:45 PM »
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Right after you're banned.


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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2007, 03:55:36 PM »
lol, I love you guys! But, before we get on with burying some bod, can we party for Christmas first? Spike that egg nog
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2007, 05:01:37 PM »
Look Crimm, if I had my way, you'd get to stay around, but America has voted, and you are not the idol.  So please leave your computer at my house and get out, because you're taking up screen time.

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2007, 05:21:31 PM »
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So when do we get this party started?


Right now . . . awwww yeah!

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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2007, 08:17:56 PM »
You know, Crimm, if you really had a problem with this thread, you'd just change it.  I wouldn't likely change it back, I think.

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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2007, 08:26:07 PM »
If you strike Crimm down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2007, 10:29:35 PM »
Then this place really will become the twisted imagination of buttered camels he's had in mind for months.

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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2007, 06:08:24 AM »
Yes, if I really had a problem that would be a good way to deal with it.  However, I do not.
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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2008, 04:25:53 AM »
I thought Crimm was going to be fired. So disappointed that he hasn't! J/k......OR AM I!?!?
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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2008, 04:41:59 AM »
Hey, GP, I read your PM, and I am very much interested in the link you are talking about.  However, my PM box is full, so I can only receive messages right now, until I do some cleaning up.  Anyways, yeah, I'm curious because I had never heard that before.

Also, Crimm:  Make the PM boxes bigger.  I need it.  Or else...

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RE:RIP CRIMM
« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2008, 10:15:06 PM »
hnnnnnnng

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RE: RIP CRIMM
« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2008, 02:40:23 PM »
Crimm's still on board, right?