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Offline UncleBob

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Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« on: October 30, 2007, 12:21:40 PM »


Pervémon more like it.
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 12:31:05 PM »
Freaking furries...

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 12:39:32 PM »
Eww...
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 12:41:21 PM »
Pedo-furries.
TVman is dead. I killed him and took his posts.

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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 02:12:05 PM »
Sir_Stabbalot enters the thread, finding nothing worth responding ti in the OP. But as he is about to leave, he notices the replies. Something triggers again in the back of his mind. That old fear surfaces. He falls to one knee, visibly tortured.

"I, I have forgotten my duty..."

Had the threat grown while he idly rested and slept? Had the seeds of corruption been planted while he solved interesting puzzles via the use of inter-dimensional rifts created at will for his sole use (Portal)? Could it be that as he fought off the Universal Union's last hope of containing the rebellion, that he had let an even greater threat grow freely?

No. He would not fail.


"Brothers! I have returned!"

He left, ready to don his power armor again.
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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 02:25:14 PM »
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Originally posted by: Sir_Stabbalot
Sir_Stabbalot enters the thread, finding nothing worth responding ti in the OP. But as he is about to leave, he notices the replies. Something triggers again in the back of his mind. That old fear surfaces. He falls to one knee, visibly tortured.

"I, I have forgotten my duty..."

Had the threat grown while he idly rested and slept? Had the seeds of corruption been planted while he solved interesting puzzles via the use of inter-dimensional rifts created at will for his sole use (Portal)? Could it be that as he fought off the Universal Union's last hope of containing the rebellion, that he had let an even greater threat grow freely?

No. He would not fail.


"Brothers! I have returned!"

He left, ready to don his power armor again.


Are you rambling on the Pikagina?

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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 02:37:02 PM »
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Are you rambling on the Pikagina?


This goes far beyond that, brother. To arms!
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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2007, 03:27:13 PM »
This is somebody's fetish.
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 04:09:23 PM »
Thanks for ruining Pikachu's gender
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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 01:23:25 AM »
Why does the jump around smell like spoiled tuna mommy?

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 01:50:51 AM »
HOLY HELL. What kind if sick perverted company thought of this.
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 02:47:04 AM »
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HOLY HELL. What kind if sick perverted company thought of this.


Nintendo! ZOMG!

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 06:41:35 AM »
The "look" on Pikachu's face is priceless.

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 08:53:54 AM »
I win the internetz?!?
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 09:50:46 AM »
ew... I thought I'd never say this, but bring back the nipple instead.

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 10:13:10 AM »
This now is the new (pikachu) hawtness thread!
 
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2007, 10:28:01 AM »
You guys make being perverted look easy... =(
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2007, 11:23:46 AM »
Bill you make it art!

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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 02:17:06 PM »
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Originally posted by: ShyGuy
Freaking furries...
curiously enough, that pikachu has neither hair nor fur...

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I win the internetz?!?
not really, as I saw that pic before, not too long ago...
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2007, 02:38:12 PM »
NWR has permission to use any tentative mockup/artwork I post

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 03:18:52 PM »
Ban Perm for linking to Pr0n.

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RE:Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2007, 04:26:00 PM »
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I win the internetz?!?
not really, as I saw that pic before, not too long ago...


But I made it an avatar.
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2007, 04:57:42 PM »
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Ban Perm for linking to Pr0n.


its not pr0n its art, thats the stuff they show you in slideshows in SCHOOL
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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2007, 05:01:28 PM »
If it's art, why don't you post some of it here and so we can all admire it?

Shh, I'm trying to trick him into getting banned

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RE: Pokémon is EVIL!!!
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »

if thats pornographic, then the world is crazy
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