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I hate tourneyfags
« on: October 23, 2007, 04:31:40 PM »
People like Garry Kasparov suck all the fun out of chess by thinking 50 moves ahead. Why can't they just play like normal people?
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2007, 09:55:03 PM »
ONE WITH THE AMAZORDS

*BASS*

WAS I THE MAIN COURSE

*BASS*

ONE WITH THE AMAZORDS
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2007, 10:22:11 PM »
This thread lacks hawtness.
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2007, 11:10:08 PM »
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This thread lacks hawtness.


Take it to 4chan
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 11:47:04 PM »
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This thread lacks hawtness.


Take it to 4chan


You take it to your mom.
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2007, 12:55:07 AM »
CRANKY, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2007, 01:00:14 AM »
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You take it to your mom.


Wow, what a brilliant comeback. Did you come up with that all by yourself?

Seriously, you should claim that as a trademark. "Your mum". I'm impressed and offended at the same time.
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 03:22:20 AM »
This thread made me laugh pretty hard.

I thought it was going to be someone actually complaining about the tournament players in a more offensive way, so they took it to the funhouse.

Instead I see great mocking of the concept of mocking tournament players!
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 04:35:38 AM »
You spelled mom wrong Shift Key.
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2007, 05:51:21 AM »
He didn't misspell anything. He's starting a new fad of replacing 'o's with 'u's.

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Wuw, what a brilliant cumeback. Did you cume up with that all by yurself?

Seriusly, yu shuld claim that as a trademark. "Yur mum". I'm impressed and uffended at the same time.


He's obviously paying attention to the rule 'No two 'u's may stand together'.  
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 06:50:31 AM »
Shift Key must be new to the forums and not understand the whole concept of the funhouse.

The funhouse is serious business, AMIRITE?
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2007, 07:00:28 AM »
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People like Garry Kasparov suck all the fun out of chess by thinking 50 moves ahead. Why can't they just play like normal people?
Well, to be fair it's not like Garry creates inane rules like you can't attack with pawns and he doesn't force his opponents to only land on black squares.
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 12:14:58 PM »
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Wow, what a brilliant comeback.

Did you come up with that all by yourself?

Seriously, you should claim that as a trademark.

"Your mum". I'm impressed and offended at the same time.



Wow, YOUR MOM is a brilliant comeback

YOUR MOM came up with all that by herself

YOUR MOM seriously should claim that as a trademark

YOUR MOM is impressed and offended at the same time
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2007, 12:20:28 PM »
no, your mom.
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2007, 02:31:57 PM »
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People like Garry Kasparov suck all the fun out of chess by thinking 50 moves ahead. Why can't they just play like normal people?


The creator of chess intended players to think ahead as far as possible.

Fail.
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2007, 02:37:07 PM »
Since we are on the subject of hate...

Knuckles hates A LOT of stuff...
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RE:I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2007, 11:10:08 PM »
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Wow, YOUR MOM is a brilliant comeback

YOUR MOM came up with all that by herself

YOUR MOM seriously should claim that as a trademark

YOUR MOM is impressed and offended at the same time


I didn't know why you keep referring to this "MOM" thing, so I did some googling and came up with

"Ministry of Manpower"

"Message-Oriented Middleware"

"My Organic Market"

"Modular Ocean Model"

Help, I need closure!
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RE: I hate tourneyfags
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2007, 03:54:08 AM »
He meant Milk of Magnesia.  
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