Topic: Nintendo DS is causing an epidemic of defiled children

[GoldenPhoenix]

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Introduced in 2004, the Nintendo DS (for Dual Screen or Devil Screen), this game machine has sold some 700 million or so units. That’s an epidemic. It’s undeniable that it has been a “success” for its Japanese manufacturer, Nintendo (makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires). It’s also been a tremendous success for pedophiles everywhere. - excerpt from Brownback blog

Get rid of your DS monkeys are defiling kids everywhere because of it

[Crimm]

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[Ed Note: Wikipedia is full of liberal lies. Anyone can edit it and they do. It’s not a reliable source of anything other than lies and misinformation.]

Come on, link to the source.  

[King of Twitch]

This guy unrecommended apologizing for slavery recently, so I don't know which is wackier

[that Baby guy]

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Originally posted by: MJRx9000
This guy unrecommended apologizing for slavery recently, so I don't know which is wackier

He did that for everyone except for Kairon.

[vudu]

Oh Lord.  The site Crimm linked to is hysterical.  Some choice quotes:

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Introduced in 2004, the Nintendo DS (for Dual Screen or Devil Screen), this game machine has sold some 700 million or so units. That’s an epidemic.

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It’s undeniable that it has been a “success” for its Japanese manufacturer, Nintendo (makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires).

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I have been notified by one parent whose child was solicited to “come to the mall and we can go shopping and do other fun stuff. Don’t tell your mom because she might spoil our fun. Parents are such a drag. LOL.” Fortunately her parent was watching Susie (a pseudonym) that day, as all parents should, and reacted the way any good, loving, responsible parent would. She deftly ripped the offending device out of her hands, sent the reply “stay away from my baby, you psycho” and triumphantly snapped the unit in half. Nintendo TP (two pieces). It’s garbage now.

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But many have probably been convinced (pestered) by their children, acting as a proxy for the video game companies (pushers), to buy an X(rated)-Box or a PPS or NES or some other newfangled video gaming gadget.

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“Pac” [from Pac-Man] is probably a reference to foul-mouthed rap artist “Tu-Pac.” (Translated it means “you pack” as in packing heat.)

This has to be a joke.  I refuse to believe this is real.

[that Baby guy]

I like the one that says we call Pictochat "Pedochat."

I might just have to start calling it that from now on.  

[ThePerm]

posted my replyhis is misinformed. No ds online game allows you to chat with anyone across the net. The only game with a voice chat feature that i know is metroid prime hunters and thats rated T and your kids shouldn’t have it, not only that but only people that you know can communicate with you. If you randomly connect with someone this feature is disabled. You have to do this elaborate friends code system and its a pain, in fact its so much of a pain that people who are friends don’t even go to the trouble. Animal Crossing has this feature too, but again you have to already know them and get their friends code, and in this game you cant randomly connect to anyone.

as far as pictochat goes, the only way to get pictochat to work with another person is if your within 30 feet, anymore and you won’t be able to connect, so unless someone is right outside your house they cannot abduct your children nor randomly talk to people on the net. If someone is picked up using ds pictochat then the parents are the ones who should be locked up. For neglect. The DS totaly safegaurds children from pedophiles. Its safeguarded so much that even adults have trouble communicating with adults.

as far as attaining friends code goes, theres only two ways to do it, either by word of mouth. A freind who also has a ds(and in fact, every game has a different friends code, so its even more difficult to communicate), or by going online onto a forum and getting one off of a board, which your children should not be allowed to do.

Stop demonifying electronics and their companies, be responsible, and don’t neglect your children. Maybe your children shouldn’t be spending so much time playing videogames and using the computer, maybe they should read books and socialize with real people and get some exercise. Social phobia and obesity is on the rise. I’m not saying that your kids shouldn’t play video games, on the contrary im a gamer, but life is bigger than going to school everyday coming home and playing videogames and watching tv, computer. Repeat.  

[Shift Key]

Can't believe everyone' jumping on this. It just screams "internet joke".

[Crimm]

It is an internet joke.

[Sessha]

Haven't you ever thought of turning off your kids DS's sitting down with your children and hitting them?

[IceCold]

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No ds online game allows you to chat with anyone across the net.

Clubhouse Games. Though you need Friend Codes.

[nickmitch]

"Monkey Donkey"? lol.

[18 Days]

epic troll.