Nintendo Game Girl

"Doesn't play DVDs, but cleans, cooks and plays your favourite Nintendo games". I'd call mine Chii.
Another idea: What would we call it if Cray* made it a scalable system, i.e. you can plug together multiple N5s and multiply the device's power that way? Imagine a console retailing at like EUR70 which supports only one player but you can plug 'em together to get multiplayer, with each player having a full machine to handle their input and graphics. Or plugging more of them together to play more demanding games. You could even sell it in 1, 2 and 4-packs!
*: According to a rumor N works with IBM and Cray.