Author Topic: Cruis'n (aka: more ugly racing game screenshots) (Read 26163 times)

Mashiro · « **Reply #50 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:38:35 PM »

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I thought this was going to be another stupid, whiny "Deez graphx SUXORZ" thread without much justification, but that game is pug-ugly. I await more shots before final judgement, but wow.

Oh come now, Mashiro makes no stupid whiny threads. Only Grade-A quality threads from me ::thumbs up::.

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #51 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:25:06 PM »

Can't believe you guys forgot this amazing game, because it is out now! Ok maybe it is understandable why you forgot. Guess we'll have to wait until we hear Kairon's opinon.

Kairon · « **Reply #52 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:30:54 PM »

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Can't believe you guys forgot this amazing game, because it is out now!

WHAT?

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Originally posted by: GoldenPhoenix
Guess we'll have to wait until we hear Kairon's opinon.

that Baby guy · « **Reply #53 on:** November 29, 2007, 02:32:22 PM »

I bet it gets a higher score than Kane and Lynch on GameSpot!

bustin98 · « **Reply #54 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:04:32 PM »

I hear Gamespot has an opening, you just have to be willing to give Kane and Lynch a 10 with a smile not a smirk.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #55 on:** November 29, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »

Can't find a review for this anywhere yet...

Crimm · « **Reply #56 on:** November 29, 2007, 04:29:02 PM »

Saw some early impressions: as bad as the graphics are the clipping issues are worse.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #57 on:** December 01, 2007, 03:39:57 PM »

So did any of you goons actually buy this? As usual game review sites continue to be rubbish (no reviews anywhere) and there's barely even any previews out there. Doesn't hit here for another three months. I suppose there might be one or two reviews by that point in time. =\

ShyGuy · « **Reply #58 on:** December 01, 2007, 04:09:32 PM »

You know you will be buying this as soon as drops sub $20.

Infernal monkey is a fruit fly and Cruis'n Wii is a fresh pile of horse manure.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #59 on:** December 01, 2007, 04:11:04 PM »

I'd pay full price for this!

Crimm · « **Reply #60 on:** December 01, 2007, 04:43:20 PM »

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I'd pay full price for this!

HAHAHA!

I'll rent it if I can do a staff-style review on the site for it.

Mario · « **Reply #61 on:** December 01, 2007, 05:38:15 PM »

I never knew horse manure was a fruit

Sarail · « **Reply #62 on:** December 02, 2007, 12:53:25 AM »

Gawd, is the game really that bad?

ShyGuy · « **Reply #63 on:** December 02, 2007, 08:22:46 AM »

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Originally posted by: Mario
I never knew horse manure was a fruit

Fruit flies are stupid and I'm convinced they have bad eyesight.

Crimm · « **Reply #64 on:** December 02, 2007, 09:30:54 AM »

Odds are pretty good that the game is that bad.

Flames_of_chaos · « **Reply #65 on:** December 03, 2007, 01:38:55 AM »

http://www.gamesradar.com/us/wii/game/reviews/article.jsp?articleId=20071130154320235066§ionId=1000&pageId=2007113015474496051
Well the first review went up from games radar and it got a 2/10 here was their pros and cons
Pros:
* Um... hm...
* Well, there's...
* Ah, just forget it

Cons:
* Short, sloppy, glitchy play
* Looks about a decade old
* Rough loading times

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #66 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:10:09 PM »

BLOODWORTH: can you tell the difference?
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/28956.html
PARANOiA SUPER: i forget, who's developing the new one?
BLOODWORTH: do you mean who ripped the fast and the furious references out of the arcade game?
PARANOiA SUPER: well listen here
BLOODWORTH: (at least that's what I hear)
PARANOiA SUPER: the guy that directed it at midway left for his own video game company
PARANOiA SUPER: where he basically rehashed the exact same games anyway
PARANOiA SUPER: like the fast and the furious arcade game
PARANOiA SUPER: and it looks like the same engine even
PARANOiA SUPER: and maybe some of the same textures?
PARANOiA SUPER: i smell a copypasta
BLOODWORTH: ha ha
PARANOiA SUPER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZUCrn42XxI
PARANOiA SUPER: lol
PARANOiA SUPER: i think it's the same game
PARANOiA SUPER: what happened here
BLOODWORTH: lol
PARANOiA SUPER: did nintendo just like "hey jarvis, want 20 bux"
PARANOiA SUPER: lol it's the same text, same people digitized
BLOODWORTH: well it's obviously all midway's fault
BLOODWORTH: same levels
BLOODWORTH: RACE WARS
PARANOiA SUPER: LOL SAME LEVELS
PARANOiA SUPER: ahahahah
PARANOiA SUPER: as video game media nerds, we should make it clear what this is
BLOODWORTH: this is freaking brilliant
BLOODWORTH: even better is that it looks better in the arcade
BLOODWORTH: even from that crappy video you can tell
PARANOiA SUPER: hahaha. it really brings back those cruisn usa memories then
BLOODWORTH: it has to be based off the cruisn games though
BLOODWORTH: they are too similar
PARANOiA SUPER: yeah i told you
PARANOiA SUPER: it's a rehash
PARANOiA SUPER: it even has the same pedal pumping two wheel shit
PARANOiA SUPER: it's the exact same game, except with more reflective surfaces
PARANOiA SUPER: i'm glad you brought this to my attention
PARANOiA SUPER: i wouldn't have gone out of my way to make fun of cruis'n before now

ShyGuy · « **Reply #67 on:** December 15, 2007, 06:28:02 PM »

That is awesomely bad and the whole world needs to know their shame.

Crimm · « **Reply #68 on:** December 15, 2007, 07:38:43 PM »

This...this is very not good.

Dirk Temporo · « **Reply #69 on:** December 16, 2007, 05:57:08 PM »

If they did a new Cruis'n game, and I mean actually DID a new Cruis'n game, as in, actually making one and not just porting a piece of crap from the arcades that was made eight years ago, I think it could potentially be amazing and compete with Burnout for king of the arcade racers.

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #70 on:** December 16, 2007, 06:22:37 PM »

Fast & The Furious wasn't a crap arcade game.

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #71 on:** December 17, 2007, 11:26:15 AM »

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Fast & The Furious wasn't a crap arcade game.

the best part was when you did stunts and it took seconds off your overall time

no wait, it was retarded

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #72 on:** December 17, 2007, 06:14:48 PM »

Stunts take time!

ReverendNoahWhateley · « **Reply #73 on:** December 20, 2007, 09:01:21 PM »

I refuse to believe this game is for real. Even if it's released, even if I buy it, even if comes over to my house and mooches food off of me. It can't be for real, just like how a man dressed up in a leprechaun suit isn't a for real leprechaun.

Crimm · « **Reply #74 on:** December 21, 2007, 11:18:24 AM »

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Originally posted by: ReverendNoahWhateley
I refuse to believe this game is for real. Even if it's released, even if I buy it, even if comes over to my house and mooches food off of me. It can't be for real, just like how a man dressed up in a leprechaun suit isn't a for real leprechaun.

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Author Topic: Cruis'n (aka: more ugly racing game screenshots) (Read 26163 times)