Clearly Sakurai is desperate and shunting level design responsibilities for the blindly loyal fan community to deal with themselves, under the guise of yet another crappy online feature. And yet! And yet, everybody's eating it up, and asking for more.
Very well. While you all frolic in your communal mud, I shall keep my honor, and my dignity, and my head held high, and I shall salvage what I can of this broken, incomplete abortion of a game. But I seethe inside, and I rage... alone.