Author Topic: Duke Nukem Forever: Best Game Ever or Hell on Earth? We Report, You Decide... (Read 5904 times)

UncleBob · « **on:** July 28, 2007, 02:57:45 AM »

So... When DNF *finally* comes out, will it be the absolute best game ever made - so good that the Earth will simply explode from its goodness, or will it be the absolute worst piece of trash software ever, sucking so bad that it causes the Earth (and this part of the universe) to implode on itself?

Arbok · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2007, 04:23:43 AM »

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Originally posted by: UncleBob
So... When DNF *finally* comes out, will it be the absolute best game ever made - so good that the Earth will simply explode from its goodness, or will it be the absolute worst piece of trash software ever, sucking so bad that it causes the Earth (and this part of the universe) to implode on itself?

This topic lacks a third option:

"...or will it never come out?"

Shecky · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2007, 04:55:00 AM »

You know there's a reason it abbreviates to DNF....

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2007, 05:09:09 AM »

What if it's the most average game ever made?

I hope the old grizzled prospector has a huge role

Smoke39 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2007, 05:57:55 AM »

If it's anything like the old E3 2001 trailer it'll be like the best FPS ever. Prey discourages me, though.

UncleBob · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2007, 12:29:19 PM »

It will come out... George Broussard says so. He wouldn't lie.

And any game that's been in development this long will either be super-extra-good or super-extra-bad. There is no "average" when it comes to a game given this much time for development...

UncleBob · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2007, 12:38:24 PM »

I know I've linked to this here before, but it's so fun...

http://duke.a-13.net/

Mashiro · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2007, 01:03:37 PM »

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I know I've linked to this here before, but it's so fun...

http://duke.a-13.net/

LOL wow that page is epic.

UncleBob · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2007, 10:32:17 AM »

Wow. I don't even really play FPS games anymore, but I might have to get this one.

http://kotaku.com/335467/duke-nuke-em-forever-trailer-hits-tomorrow

Best quote ever:
"Last Saturday we had our annual company Christmas party. It was a lot of fun as usual but it featured one special surprise. It turns out that several people had been secretly working[.]"

Crimm · « **Reply #9 on:** December 18, 2007, 11:34:23 AM »

But I don't WANT Duke Nukem Forever to come out. It's too funny.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2007, 12:17:03 PM »

THE END OF DAYS IS NEAR

EasyCure · « **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2007, 12:50:38 PM »

why wait till tomorrow for the trailer when you can watch it NOW

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2007, 01:58:29 PM »

Oh man my laptop's probably not up to it but I'll pre-order this sucker right away.

Spak-Spang · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:15:27 AM »

Wow...you realize just how poorly the character has aged. The design of Duke is horrible, and the voice is even worse. This game is going to be full of fail, because it is a game that is living in an era of gaming that just doesn't exist anymore, and it doesn't look like they care at all about pushing the genre into new and exciting areas.

NinGurl69 *huggles · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2007, 10:35:32 AM »

You're saying it's perfect for true next-generation systems?

Shecky · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2007, 12:19:24 PM »

Looks like the game is about 50% done, so what? 2018 Release?

Nick DiMola · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2007, 12:43:51 PM »

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Looks like the game is about 50% done, so what? 2018 Release?

Well it has taken a measly 11 years to get halfway there so yup 2018/2019 seems about right to me. I can't wait to see how great the game will look on the Unreal 10 engine running with Direct X 15!

Athrun Zala · « **Reply #17 on:** December 20, 2007, 02:39:00 AM »

you know, I was actually expecting 3DRealms to RickRoll everyone with the trailer...

S-U-P-E-R · « **Reply #18 on:** December 20, 2007, 04:20:28 PM »

I hope the deathmatch has holodukes and laser mines and shrink gun and maybe some new wacky gizmos

UncleBob · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2007, 08:43:37 AM »

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I know I've linked to this here before, but it's so fun...

http://duke.a-13.net/

Awww... I got stuff added to the DNF List and I wasn't credited... All well, at least I know I helped...

I sent in an e-mail (well, two actually) and they were added! Whoo!

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Hey... I was looking through your list again as a new Duke trailer has been announced (http://kotaku.com/335467/duke-nuke-em-forever-trailer-hits-tomorrow) and noticed you list the 360 and PS3, but don't list the Nintendo Wii coming out. Why do you hate Wii?

Video Game Systems:
* Nintendo Wii

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Heya again...

By the way, you should include the fact that, since DNF was announced in 1997, the following Duke Nukem games have been released:
Duke Nukem 64 (Nintendo 64 - October 1997)
Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (PlayStation 1 - 1998)
Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (Nintendo 64, - 1999)
Duke Nukem (Game Boy Color - 1999)
Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes (PlayStation 1 - 2000)
Duke Nukem: Advance (Game Boy Advance - 2002)
Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project (PC - 2002)
Duke Nukem Mobile (Sidescroller): (Mobile Phones - 2004)
Duke Nukem Mobile (3D): (Tapwave Zodiac - 2004, Mobile Phones - 2005)
Duke Nukem Mobile II: Bikini Project (Mobile Phones - 2005)

Duke Nukem

* Duke Nukem 64 (Nintendo 64 - October 1997)
* Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (PlayStation 1 - 1998)
* Duke Nukem: Zero Hour (Nintendo 64, - 1999)
* Duke Nukem (Game Boy Color - 1999)
* Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes (PlayStation 1 - 2000)
* Duke Nukem: Advance (Game Boy Advance - 2002)
* Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project (PC - 2002)
* Duke Nukem Mobile (Sidescroller): (Mobile Phones - 2004)
* Duke Nukem Mobile (3D): (Tapwave Zodiac - 2004, Mobile Phones - 2005)
* Duke Nukem Mobile II: Bikini Project (Mobile Phones - 2005)

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