My fellow townsmen: It has come to my realization that we have been deceived! There are criminals and unbelievers in our midst, and these impostors must be stopped! Through divine right, I have been shown the truth! Within 8 days, we shall experience the end of the world. However, we will not be able to move on to a higher plane of living unless we cast out those who are criminals from our ranks. We must search them out, and destroy them before they prevent them from eternal bliss and lead us to our doom. My holy wisdom has illuminated that four of those among us are villains, so we have work to do! Go out my brothers, and root out the evil. Send your prayers (PMs) to me, and together, we shall overcome this adversity! Also, our church needs a name! The divine did not lead me to such a thing, so for unification purposes, I am open to all my friend's suggestions! I wish you all a blessed manhunt and a wonderful last few days on Earth.