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Offline Khushrenada

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Hired Get
« on: June 12, 2007, 06:33:12 PM »
Placeholder for the inevitable announcement.

(This is how you play it smart with your 1,000 post. Now to wait for the results.)


EDIT: Ugh. What happened? Where am I? Hired get? 1,000 post? Oh wow. I've ended up way back in the forums. Wow. I vaguely remember these days. What was I thinking back then?

I guess I always thought I could make staff for some reason. Huh. The other posters here are right. This is a thread to laugh at me. Well, no time to wallow in self-pity. These forums need saving!


EDIT 2: I'm.. I'M TRAPPED!  :o I can't leave this post. My journey through the forum code rip has resulted in me experiencing a weird posting glitch. But if I can't leave this post, how am I going to get back to the fight against Anti-Khushrenada! This is bad. Can anyone see me? Is anyone reading this right now? You have to help me! I need this thread massively bumped up to the front of the Funhouse before it's too late!


Anyone?



HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!


EDIT 3: Hello Khushrenada. How are you? I'm fine Khushrenada. How are you? I'm great except for the fact I've now resorted to talking to myself to keep sane! I never thought I'd ever get to this point. HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP! Is there anyone out there?!


EDIT 4: Oh man. The name of the Funhouse has been changed. That can't be good.


EDIT 5: I'm really hoping UncleBob hasn't gone and messed everything up again.  :(


EDIT 6: Alright, I can kind of see what's going on but I'm still trapped here. I think if you can get the laser to fire at this thread, the energy should reverse the effects of my travel through the rift and cause me to be free again. Can you do it?
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RE: Hired Get
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 06:39:14 PM »
How not-so-unusually sneaky of you.  At least you've given us a whole thread to make fun of you if you dont get it.
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RE:Hired Get
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 06:54:26 PM »
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How not-so-unusually sneaky of you.  At least you've given us a whole thread to make fun of you if you dont get it.


Actually, I'm thinking this is going to make a good thread to make fun of all the people who don't think I'm going to get it.
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RE: Hired Get
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 07:28:30 PM »
oh, so you've joined the 1000+ post club then?
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RE: Hired Get
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2007, 08:46:10 PM »
Pfft, 1000. Call me when you reach 4000 (on the telephone), I'll let you have a sip of Coke (I found some on the ground).

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RE:Hired Get
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2007, 09:06:53 PM »
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How not-so-unusually sneaky of you.  At least you've given us a whole thread to make fun of you if you dont get it.


Actually, I'm thinking this is going to make a good thread to make fun of all the people who don't think I'm going to get it.
Oh, Im not saying that your not gonna get it, Im just saying that if you dont get it, then you can expect a huge nelson style laugh coming from my direction.
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2007, 09:53:34 PM »
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Actually, I'm thinking this is going to make a good thread to make fun of all the people who don't think I'm going to get it.


Whether you get hired or not, this has got to be the most over-hyped NWR news in recent memory.

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RE: Hired Get
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 10:50:19 PM »
Requesting Khushrenada's avatar have a laser shooting from the finger into the head when he doesn't get hired.

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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 11:53:57 PM »
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Pfft, 1000. Call me when you reach 4000 (on the telephone), I'll let you have a sip of Coke (I found some on the ground).


hey..do i get a sip of coke?
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RE: Hired Get
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 03:44:44 AM »
What surprises me most about this whole thing is that I reached 1000 posts before Khushrenada did, considering how much he likes to hear himself talk, or see himself post, or whatever.

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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 04:59:07 AM »
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Actually, I'm thinking this is going to make a good thread to make fun of all the people who don't think I'm going to get it.


Whether you get hired or not, this has got to be the most over-hyped NWR news in recent memory.
moments like this make me miss your old sig...
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 06:58:28 AM »
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How not-so-unusually sneaky of you.  At least you've given us a whole thread to make fun of you if you dont get it.
Don't we already have one of those?
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 11:22:58 AM »
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How not-so-unusually sneaky of you.  At least you've given us a whole thread to make fun of you if you dont get it.
Don't we already have one of those?


No. That was just a post where I outlined my election strategy. Sort of like a mafia retrospective. This is a thread based more on reality. That thread is for claiming I have the job. This thread is for commenting on the actual announcement, whenever it may be.

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Actually, I'm thinking this is going to make a good thread to make fun of all the people who don't think I'm going to get it.


Whether you get hired or not, this has got to be the most over-hyped NWR news in recent memory.


Yeah. I try not to beat a subject to death. It's why I stayed quiet on the subject for a couple of weeks before the deadline was over. But I just needed some way to work around my 1,000 post strategy so that I wouldn't have to wait around to use it.

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Requesting Khushrenada's avatar have a laser shooting from the finger into the head when he doesn't get hired.


Best suggestion yet. Although it might be better if the laser goes through my head and hits Windy's also.

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What surprises me most about this whole thing is that I reached 1000 posts before Khushrenada did, considering how much he likes to hear himself talk, or see himself post, or whatever.


Well, unlike other posters, I say everything I want to in one post instead of continually adding another point here and there. Much like this post. Although, I'm really not that in love with myself. Now 18 Days, well, let's just say, I think there's a connection.
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RE:Hired Get
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 11:40:37 AM »
You haven't won yet. There were many people that signed up.



So this could very well become a thread, as Zack said
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 12:59:46 PM »
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moments like this make me miss your old sig...


Ah yes, random poster's quote about me talking about Halo. Yeah, I'll dig that up soon.

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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2007, 02:55:30 AM »
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Pfft, 1000. Call me when you reach 4000 (on the telephone), I'll let you have a sip of Coke (I found some on the ground).


it's better when it's just a puddle, no bottle included as a bonus. =)
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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2015, 01:25:17 AM »
ONE MASSIVE #$%@$#%@#$% BUMP HERE!

Yarrr. That took a lot of the piss out of me. Why is it always the #$@$%@$%@ old threads that get used for this @#$%$%@%?
You're all a bunch of filthy whores!

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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2015, 02:49:09 AM »

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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2015, 08:40:42 PM »
Was that the old days! :o
Made you look ****.

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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2015, 08:54:11 PM »
It is. If you get the chance, you should start at the back of this forum and work your way forward. You'll probably see a lot of interesting and crazy stuff on your way to the present.
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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2015, 08:59:40 PM »
It's awfully tempting to hijack this thread for my own purposes.
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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2015, 09:14:36 PM »
Wow, whatever happened to all these people anyway?

Re: Hired Get
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2015, 12:46:19 AM »
Do what I did when I first came here, read through the ENTIRE Hi I am New thread and see how much this place has changed.
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Re: Hired Get
« Reply #23 on: March 11, 2015, 07:42:05 PM »
Like u said before,
i don't have time for that.
Made you look ****.

Re: Hired Get
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2015, 10:45:30 PM »
Like u said before,
i don't have time for that.


Sure you do it will keep you busy and you will better understand the community you are trying to become a part of.
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