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Offline vudu

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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #100 on: May 23, 2007, 10:18:57 AM »
Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #101 on: May 23, 2007, 10:19:04 AM »
"Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks..."



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"Never look a gift horse in the mouth"



"He ate too many waffles and died..."



"Now now dry those boobs up, you can't go to the ball with wet nipples!"



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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #102 on: May 23, 2007, 10:45:13 AM »
I've been doing some thinking. Warfare, Gritty 40k quotes, Latin sayings and all else has failed me. But, there's one thing that may prove to be a magic bullet: anime very rarely deals with real-world religions, much less western ones. That, my friends, may be the weak point. And here's my quote, courtesy Pope Pius IX:

Place on thy heart one drop of the precious blood of Jesus, and fear nothing.

He may not have taken up my offer, but I'm still 100% certain Bill can't beat this quote!

And Vudu... Ew...
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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #103 on: May 23, 2007, 11:01:38 AM »
"Place on thy heart one drop of the precious blood of Jesus, and fear nothing."

Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! The next generation! I will never accept a world with such bright colors! It is far too childish! I will rage against your cheery palette with my last breath!

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #104 on: May 23, 2007, 11:33:27 AM »
Ahahaha...
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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #105 on: May 23, 2007, 12:04:26 PM »
Damn it!
"I am going away, but the State will always remain" - Louis XIV, on his deathbed.

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #106 on: May 23, 2007, 01:26:35 PM »
You shouldn't have used blood in a quote. The religion thing sounds like a good idea, you just have to make it so that it can't tangent off in to another idea.
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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #108 on: May 23, 2007, 01:57:58 PM »
"That was absolutely orgasmic."
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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #109 on: May 23, 2007, 02:45:02 PM »
Better one! Best this, I dare you!

Were you there when they crucified my Lord?

If this doesn't work, I'm stumped.
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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #110 on: May 23, 2007, 05:24:41 PM »
Wow... Bill is GOOD.
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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #111 on: May 23, 2007, 06:33:35 PM »
Cocaine is a helluva drug...

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #112 on: May 24, 2007, 02:18:22 AM »
I know the cache is full, but I have a good one...

"Bill wants to marry Lindsay Lohan and father her children."
Just some random guy on the internet who has a different opinion of games than you.

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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2007, 08:43:49 AM »
It's time to wrap this puppy up...


"Tonight I dine on turtle soup."



"That was absolutely orgasmic."



"Were you there when they crucified my Lord?"
(There are so many pics I could put here, but they are all inappropriate...except this one... =3)



"Cocaine is a helluva drug..."



"Bill wants to marry Lindsay Lohan and father her children."




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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #114 on: May 24, 2007, 08:52:37 AM »
I am Batman!

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #115 on: May 24, 2007, 09:46:03 AM »
OK, that last picture of Lucky Star Bill posted is HILARIOUS. Too perfect for words to describe...
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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #116 on: May 24, 2007, 01:53:05 PM »
Alright, last religion quote. This one comes from Saint Augustine. Let's see if the Japanese have something for this sentence from a mystic in North Africa during 400 A.D....

The same fire that makes char smoke makes gold burn bright.
"I am going away, but the State will always remain" - Louis XIV, on his deathbed.

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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #117 on: May 24, 2007, 06:07:11 PM »
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anime very rarely deals with real-world religions, much less western ones.

Anime deals with all subjects!







 
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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #118 on: May 24, 2007, 06:26:10 PM »
For Bill:

Condoms feel weird.
“...there are those who would...say, '...If I could just not have to work everyday...that would be the most wonderful life in the world.' They don't know life. Because what makes life mean something is purpose.  The battle. The struggle.  Even if you don't win it.” - Richard M. Nixon

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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #119 on: May 25, 2007, 02:04:13 AM »
New attempt.


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All people, men and women, are equal under the law. However, the "development of the family" is placed under the responsibility of the woman.


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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #120 on: May 25, 2007, 04:54:45 AM »
Aww, next batch not going in yet? I wanna try this:
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

If you have room left:

So I heard you like Mudkip?

BTW, how about a "no overt mentions of sexuality" rule? Crude phrases are just plain dumb.

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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #121 on: May 25, 2007, 05:18:19 AM »
KDR:  That is fair.  I will edit mine, and erase it from the record.

Besides after I thought about it...it became too easy.


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RE:UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #122 on: May 25, 2007, 05:45:59 AM »
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Originally posted by: KDR_11k
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RE: UPDATE! Bill has passed all required tests!
« Reply #123 on: May 25, 2007, 08:50:36 AM »
Alright, new strategy: I'll look for highly-specific sentences in epic poems like The Aeneid, Beowulf and Paradise Lost. Let's see if I can find my copies of these great works of Western literature...
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« Reply #124 on: May 25, 2007, 09:13:47 AM »
Don't forget that anime LOVES to include mangled versions of old epic poems.