Author Topic: Will You Be My Pap? Auditions are inside... (Read 8290 times)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **on:** April 13, 2007, 12:08:35 PM »

Title is self explanatory, so start your auditioning.

Pale · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2007, 12:18:28 PM »

Oh man. Wait until BnM sees this thread!

GoldenPhoenix · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2007, 12:20:03 PM »

No one wants to be your friend with such a creepy avatar!

ShyGuy · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2007, 12:21:53 PM »

Not enough Mild for my tastes. Plus you're 6 years behind.

nickmitch · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2007, 12:49:10 PM »

Are you anything like DJ Black & Mild? Because I like ampersands.

King of Twitch · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2007, 02:42:34 PM »

I've always wanted to have my own black friend

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2007, 05:52:07 PM »

I'll be your pope. If you buy me a pope hat. And a pope car.

(Then I will make an exciting pope escape)

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:33:15 PM »

I knew this Forum Reality Thread was a mistake. NWR just wasn't ready for it. A thread before its time....

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:36:28 PM »

I would be your Pap in a heartbeat, BnM, but I'm retiring to pursue other stuff in life.

Sorry

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nickmitch · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:38:51 PM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1
I knew this Forum Reality Thread was a mistake. NWR just wasn't ready for it. A thread before its time....

The idea now, intrigues me. But isn't that basically mafia??

Khushrenada · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2007, 06:43:16 PM »

I don't know. Now that Bloodworth had left I guess I have an opening. Can you ban and lock threads?

vudu · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2007, 02:25:22 AM »

Why is this audition still going on? Pale already won.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2007, 06:31:45 AM »

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Originally posted by: TVman

The idea now, intrigues me. But isn't that basically mafia??

No. the point is to get voted in, instead of voted out.

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Originally posted by: Khushrenada
I don't know. Now that Bloodworth had left I guess I have an opening. Can you ban and lock threads?

Not at the moment but if you are chosen(to be my Pap), that is a goal that we could work towards together. With the right Pap, I should be able to reach new Smash_Brotheren heights.

*you see what I did there

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Originally posted by: vudu
Why is this audition still going on? Pale already won.

He did? I'm gonna have to check with the judges on that ruling....

*Huddles with the judges - thread goes to commercial break*

ShyGuy · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2007, 07:27:54 AM »

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Khushrenada · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2007, 08:33:30 AM »

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Originally posted by: BlackNMild2k1

Not at the moment but if you are chosen(to be my Pap), that is a goal that we could work towards together. With the right pap me right, I should be able to reach new Smash_Brotheren heights.

*you see what I did there *

Yes I did. And I'm just going to cross over to this side of the street now. No, that's ok, you don't have to follow.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2007, 08:41:46 AM »

ooops, victim of multiple edit. that sentence ended up not even making sense after I edited it so many times.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:14:25 AM »

I rent my Pap out for weddings, graduations, bachelorette parties and bar mitzvahs (but mostly because he loves kosher food).

The price is $130 per hour, not including meals and other Pap-related expenses. However, when it comes to getting your money's worth for an event, the price of Pap is well justified.

I mean, do you want to have wedding videos of only a few people dancing and the rest kinda sitting around like they're not really celebrating your marriage? Pap will use his crazy Latino heat to get people up and moving in no time.

There are no substitutes. Hire Pap. Why settle for "gatherings" when you could have "parties"?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:34:46 AM »

Didn't you read what I posted earlier, SB? I AM RETIRING.

I will no longer be someone's accessory, like Owen Wilson is.

However, the other Pap's are more than willing to participate. Just be careful with pap43, he loves to cut people, pap12 gets way too emo and pap39 has...issues.

Smash_Brother · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2007, 09:57:02 AM »

I wonder if Ben Stiller gets phone calls from him all like, "So, you making any more movies that I can be in as well?"

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2007, 10:10:40 AM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I wonder if Ben Stiller gets phone calls from him all like, "So, you making any more movies that I can be in as well?"

He was in "Night at the museum", so it looks like Ben still has a soft spot for the guy...

WHAT AM I DOING?

*Slaps face

No! I will not have conversations with SB!

NO!

Bill Aurion · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2007, 02:09:04 PM »

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Originally posted by: Smash_Brother
I rent my Pap out for weddings, graduations, bachelorette parties and bar mitzvahs (but mostly because he loves kosher food).

The price is $130 per hour, not including meals and other Pap-related expenses. However, when it comes to getting your money's worth for an event, the price of Pap is well justified.

Prostitution... ;_;

that Baby guy · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2007, 02:10:54 PM »

How far will Pap travel?

NWR_pap64 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2007, 05:10:14 PM »

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Originally posted by: thatguy
How far will Pap travel?

It depends. While I will go to any place where my presence is needed, if its too far it will cost you extra.

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..WHAT AM I DOING?

I FREAKING QUIT!

Infernal Monkey · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2007, 06:11:51 PM »

$130? Man, I only charge $3.

BlackNMild2k1 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2007, 06:45:20 PM »

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Originally posted by: Infernal Monkey
$130? Man, I only charge $3.

I'll have to check with the judges, but I think we may have a winner here folks.

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