Heh heh heh. Waluigi still relating my rivalry of rogues.
When we got to the old castle, we found that many other people had already beaten us to the location and were storming it's old stone walls already.
"How could people have gotten here before us?" I wondered aloud, "I even used a shortcut."
"I kept telling you. Just because you chopped the top of your car off doesn't make it go faster and that's not what a shortcut means," replied the Space Pirate Commando angrily.
"Once again, who placed first on the Mushroom Cup 50cc? That's right! I did. I think I know what I'm talking about when it comes to vehicles," I answered.
"Bah. We're here and it's time for the hunt to begin. I have some vengence I need to take care of," said the pirate and he was off.
"Who needs you anyways? You're lousy!," I yelled after him. Heh. Great insult. It works every time. I turned to gloat about what I had just done to the mad scientist but he had left. In his place, was my trenchcoat wearing informant.
"Wah! What are you doing here?" I asked.
"I'm an informant, a stoolie. I always know what's going on," he answered.
"Oh, come on! You didn't know anything the other day when I asked for information. What could you have possibly learnt?" I asked.
"So. You're curious about what I, the stoolie, know. That's good. I'll reward your curiosity with a nice Vanilla Coke. Here you go. It's two years out of date, but still delicious. I suppose I should also tell you what I know. Just between you and me, I think everyone should vote for tvman." he answered.
"I'll think about it," I snarled and then ran towards the castle. As I walked along the drawbridge I heard a cry and looked up.
"You're freakin' kidding me. Not again!" yelled the Pirate Commando as he fell to his death with a sword stuck through his chest. I decided not to check if he was ok and continued further into the castle. As I did, I noticed that storm clouds suddenly began to brew overhead. Walking into the main courtyard of the castle, I saw why. Mantidor's mask or as other's called it, Majora's Mask was causing the weather changes. The mask was being worn by something called a skull kid and an agry mob had gathered accusing it and the mask of being part of the gang of thieves. Suddenly, lightning flashed forth from the sky and struck the ground around the Skull Kid.
"Back away or I'll strike you all where you stand," he cried, "What are you going to do now?"
"This," replied someone from the crowd who held up an ocarina and played a tune from it. Suddenly, a boy dressed in green appeared.
"So that's what happened to the ocarina! I'll take that back," he said, grabbing the ocarina, "And... what the heck is going on here?"
"Nooooo. Not you again. I wish I was dead," said the Skull Kid. And with that he died. The mask grants wishes I later learnt.
"I'll be taking that," said the kid, picking up the mask. Then he wiped the ocarina's mouthpiece, played a song and vanished.
"Well, I guess there's nothing left to see here," somone said in the crowd. There was a murmur of agreement and then the crowd dispersed and left the castle.
After a few hours, I had to agree with the crowd also. If the gang had been here, they had left already. Trying to find my way out of the dungeon I had entered, I came upon a freaky looking dog. In its mouth was my informant. I quickly pulled him out.
"Thank goodness you found me! This stupid thing tried to eat me!" he exclaimed.
"What is it?" I asked.
"I don't know. It just said, my name is Belome and you look so succulent. I must eat you. And then it swallowed me," he explained.
I looked at the name tag around its neck. The name read Sessha. "So, what happened to it?" I asked.
"Someone killed it while I was being swallowed. The sword they used just missed my head. It was awful," the informant explained.
Sure enough, there were stab marks on it's head. It was hard to make out because of all the freaky designs on it.
"Well, this thing is blocking our path, so let's push it out of the way," I said. Then we pushed and pulled and finally got that thing out of the way of a door it was blocking.
"What do you think that switch it was standing on does?" asked the informant.
"The what?" I asked confused and looked to see what he was pointing at. Sure enough, there was a switch that was now flashing. Suddenly, the entire castle rumbled. Then the door Belome was blocking began to open up. Suddenly, a huge wall of water opened up and swept us away. It took us out of the castle and through the moat. We passed the Pirate Commando, still mortaly wounded cursing out loud and asking why no one would listen to him. We were swept behind the castle where we found out the moat turns into a waterfall and down we went. When we came to after being washed up on shore, the stoolie and I began to argue over who's idea it was to move the dog. Finally, the stoolie left in a huff.
"Where do you think you're going?" I asked.
"To the Casino. The gang of thieves is supposed to own it. I want to get some more info. Not that you care. You wouldn't even drink the Vanilla Coke I gave you," he said, walking away.
"Oh yeah. I'll show you," I said and chugged the bottle right there. That was a mistake. The next day, my stomach finally stopped aching enough that I could finally head to the casino. I got up and started walking back to town, wondering if my informant had found some new info.
And so Day 5 went something like this:
Topic: Rogue Mafia: Day 5. The Casino. (Read 8821 times)
