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Offline Blue Plant

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The secret of UncleBob's success
« on: February 13, 2007, 09:21:06 AM »
Proof positive, photographed (and compressed to 15ish KB HELL) evidence of (probably one of many) UncleBob's gold mine businesses in my city.



See?  He sells packing supplies and boxes!  Rows and rows of storage lockers around back as well.  Bet one of them is chock full of Wiis. >.>

He's clearly rich!  No wonder he's always buying those fancy cables, cords, and systems.
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2007, 09:26:05 AM »
WE HAVE PACKING SUPPLIES.
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2007, 10:57:52 AM »
that explains how he can afford all those gameboys and faceball games.  
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2007, 11:00:58 AM »
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that explains how he can afford all those gameboys and faceball games.
No it doesn't; it explains where he stores them.
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2007, 11:28:27 AM »
I bet he has half of the facility rented for his own possessions, and I dare not think of what those "possessions" might be...
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2007, 07:39:17 PM »
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I bet he has half of the facility rented for his own possessions, and I dare not think of what those "possessions" might be...


...A collection of pictures of his man nipples?

Speaking of which, whatever happened to Unclebob?? He disappeared all of a sudden...
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 06:14:58 AM »
He recently moved into a new house.  I'm guessing that either (a) he doesn't have an Internet connection yet or (b) he's just too busy knocking down walls and painting and whatnot to visit.

Or maybe he took the proceeds from his upcoming FaceBall Tournament and fled to Mexico.
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 02:45:28 AM »
I really keep cheap asian kids in those storage rooms for cheap labor.
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 04:57:15 AM »
*raises hand*

I can vouch for that.

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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 05:34:10 AM »
Kairon is apparently one of the Asian kids locked in there!  At least he gives you a computer, so it's not all bad...
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 06:00:41 AM »
When we're not working for uncle he has us goldfarming WoW.

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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 02:52:10 PM »
Get back in your cage... er... storage unit!
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 03:20:00 PM »
this world has not been kind to you, Kairon
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 04:57:33 PM »
Uncle bob what happened to your faceball game?
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RE: The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2007, 02:53:59 AM »
It's still going to happen, but right now all the FaceBall stuff is packed in one of many, many mystery boxes.
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RE:The secret of UncleBob's success
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2007, 11:03:54 AM »
is it too late to purchase ad space on your site that is sponsoring the game? you said no to the other deal but never got back to me about the website thing.  
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