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Offline UncleBob

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Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« on: January 23, 2007, 03:54:19 PM »
Well, I was playing on the roof today at work, and I decided that since many of you may never get to see the roof of a Wal*Mart store, I'd give you this rare glimpse as to what goes on above your head while you're saving so much money.

Now I know these photos break the size limit, and if it's a problem, I can resize 'em... but they're just not as cool then.


I call this one: "Damn, I wish I had some water balloons".  This is taken from the roof, overlooking the parking lot, from above the "Wal*Mart" logo.


This one was taken from the same spot, just turned the other direction.  You'll notice the many strange humps... these are the sunroofs - and there are tons of them.


These aren't coffee beans.  They're bugs.  Dead bugs.  If I had to guess without actually digging and playing, they were probably an inch thick.  It was gross.
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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2007, 04:44:05 PM »
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RE:Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2007, 04:58:27 PM »
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Well, I was playing on the roof today at work

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Dude! You stole the words right out of my mind!

And UB, that pile of dead bugs disturbs the crap out of me...
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RE:Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2007, 05:14:16 PM »
Why did someone take the time to pile all the bugs up?  Is that how Wal*Mart saves money, selling us roof bugs as coffee?
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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2007, 06:03:26 PM »
What's the deal with the toilet paper in the pile of bugs?
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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 01:19:21 AM »
I think that's a piece of PVC pipe... I'm not certian though.

It may be hard to tell, but the bugs are piled up in the corner of the roof... I don't think anyone put them there on purpose - I just assume the wind pushed them there.
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RE:Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 02:08:05 AM »
This is really cool

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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2007, 03:10:37 AM »
I'D assume that's where all the roof crap ends up after they sweep it.

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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2007, 03:35:17 AM »
lawl! Who says it's dead? Wal-Marts conducting experiments of the Resident Evil kind
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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2007, 03:38:26 AM »
Those dead bugs FREAK ME OUT in a BioHazard/Land of the Dead/NecroNesia way!

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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2007, 03:53:36 AM »
I will give you a dollar if you eat a handful of those bugs.

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RE: Photos from the Roof of Wal*Mart. (Large Photo Warning)
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2007, 09:03:43 AM »
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lawl! Who says it's dead? Wal-Marts conducting experiments of the Resident Evil kind


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